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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖

@christmasmoviebot.bsky.social

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The original bot by @simeonthefool.bsky.social is back! Generating random new #Christmas Movies and Holiday Specials for festive cheer all the year. Certified AI-free, no LLMs! Made with handcrafted random word banks just like in the good old days.

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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 30m

The Cute Robot (1996): A vampire and a mayor fall in love, but it will take Charlie Brown to bring them together.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 1h

A Christmas Attic (2015): A street hustler with a mischievous past doesn't feel the spirit of Christmas, until an old-time defense lawyer shows up.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 2h

A Very Merry Businesswoman (1983): A high-society party is in danger of losing the holiday spirit, until an abusive industrialist reminds them to keep the Santa Claus in Santa Clausmas.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 3h

The Snow-Covered Ring (1982): In Hanukkah, a ruthless commando must ruin Santa's reindeer to write a letter to a wedding.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 4h

Dreaming Of A Widowed Kwanzaa (1963): A musical comedy remake of The Business Executive And The Christmastime Angel (1984)

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 5h

A Reindeer Returns (1985): The Chipmunks meets a single mother in a shelf. They destroy zombies.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 6h

The Nutcrackers Save Christmas (1982): After a famous incident in a crotchety village, an estranged World War II veteran must take over the job of Rudolph.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 7h

The Legend Of The High-Tech Knight (1967): When the Elf on the Shelf can't sing carols with a mall, a compassionate spy is the only one who can save Solstice for Victorian London!

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 8h

The Elfs Save Christmas (1945): A divorced guardian angel shows a geezer what a small town would be like if he had never been born. It would be blue-eyed.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 9h

Solstice In A Madcap Department Store For Jack Frost (1962): A musician must take over the job of a young bachelor. (Animated drama.)

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 10h

The Deadly Cricket Of Christmas (1999): A protester learns to keep the protester in protestermas.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 11h

The Magical Camel (1985): A selfish bank robber in a flashback must play the drums for Santa's elves. (Hilarious sequel.)

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 12h

Yuletide In School For An Elderly Prince (1992): An evil president thinks she is done with romance. But a wacky girl named Virginia has just moved into town...

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 13h

The Solstice Bachelor (1963): Cats capture a Christmas lights in a general store. Animated comedy.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 14h

A Hanukkah Holly (1982): A toddler must take over the job of Satan. (Romantic family drama.)

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 15h

Christmastime Is Human, Charlie Brown! (2015): A mischievous band of tall, dark, and handsome mayors in the depression era must destroy a book for sleigh bells.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 16h

A Very Homicidal Christmastime (1935): A serial killer with a snowy past doesn't feel the spirit of Christmas, until a blue-eyed newspaper reporter shows up.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 17h

Daughters In Toyland (1974): When a reclusive couple meets a ghostly stranger, they wonder: Is it a madcap stockbroker, or is it really a man raised as an elf?

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 18h

Candy Cane For Christmas (1945): How can three elves in a trench coat get the Santa's sleigh to a lawyer in time for Christmas before they find the perfect gift for miracles?

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 19h

A Very Clever Christmas (1996): A happy puppy thinks she is done with romance. But a selfish bear has just moved into town...

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 21h

The Great Wise Man Caper (1984): Serial killers divorce a gold in a snowstorm. Heartwarming musical.

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 22h

The Message That Time Forgot (1935): A feline bartender thinks she is done with romance. But a homebound politician has just moved into town...

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 23h

A Very Excitable Christmas Pageants (1962): Bankers try to come to terms with the Little Match Girl. What could go wrong? Leave it to a starving politician to stop the manger!

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 1d

The Son Before The Town Christmas Pageant (2001): An inedible child dreams of getting the perfect Christmas gift. But how can their successful mother afford a chocolate-covered bear?

Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 1d

A Retired Christmas (1935): An ugly single mother struggles to have a Zoom party with a mall Santa.