Christian Polanco
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Stand-up Comedian ⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
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We have a @chrispolanco.com sighting here at the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 5-a-side “Cost of Living Classic” @soccercooligans.com
The Cost of Living Classic in Coney Island

Presented by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & NYC Footy

I’ll be your MC for the day. 👋🏽

Bring all your friends and family!

🎟️: luma.com/Z4NYC-COLC25
🎤: I'll be the MC for the Cost of Living Classic presented by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & NYC Footy!

🗓️: 10/19 Gates open at 2pm
🏟️: Maimonides Park in Coney Island
👕: First 1000 fans get free merch
🎟️: Free To Play (Sold Out) + Free To Watch (Tix Available)
Register: www.zohranfornyc.com/colclassic
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We preview MLS Decision Day with Gio Savarese is a fun sentence to type. 😁

Episode drops later today! 🇻🇪
not sure if it's a flex, but I just got my rejection email this morning 😔
Sometimes I close my eyes and hit play on this clip and imagine the announcer is talking about me. 🙂‍↕️
JORGE POLANCO WALKS IT OFF
When people invite you to hang out in Times Square, it's usually a bad sign, BUT THIS TIME IT'S ACTUALLY FOR A REALLY GOOD REASON! ⚽
Borussia Dortmund & Street Soccer USA Times Square Cup hosted by The Cooligans! Kicks off at 9am near the TKTS booth! See you there! 🗽⚫️🟡
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@chrispolanco.com important Dominican Polanco news
Jorge Polanco opens the scoring with a home run
😂😂😂 the most challenging day in my Mets fandom
lol how did we win that game 😅😅
Crystal Palace's 19-game unbeaten run is ended by Everton.

David Moyes' side came from a goal down to secure victory courtesy of Iliman Ndiaye's penalty and Jack Grealish's late winner.

Grealish knew little about his goal as Daniel Munoz's attempted clearance hit him.

Do you think he cares?
lol that aint my number
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Talkin Tylenol 💊

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Julian Fernández is called offside on the field. VAR says clear and obvious error because he’s pretty clearly onside. Ref says, “Nope. Call on the field stands.”

Wut?? 😳

#HudsonRiverDerby
Messi cooked my club in Queens for the first time. Why would he do this to me? #NYCFC
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And a very special thank you to Tim Howard, The 2 Robbies, and Rebecca Lowe for always making us feel like family. It never gets any less surreal to be working with people who’ve given so much to the football world. Grateful isn't strong enough a word. Loved every moment this weekend in KC, baby! 💙
which country is gonna be the legend that says this
We all remember Trump brokering the peace deal that ended the War On Christmas!! 🎅
Trump to the UN: "I have ended seven unendable wars."
First they came for the Tylenol, and I did not speak out because I was not a Tylenol Rapid Release Gel Capsule.
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Is this the same ol' Arsenal?? 😳

New Cooligans Podcast from the Premier League Fan Fest in Kansas City is out now! ⛲️

APPLE: tinyurl.com/mvybksvr
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/bddv9nj9
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/P1R1XldvRHs
Great meeting you, brother! Thanks for saying hi! 🙏
It was quick but super cool to meet @chrispolanco.com at PL Fan Fest this weekend.