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I’m a showman. I put on such a wonderful show!

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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · Jul 12

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have Johnny Hell, Bob Crap, And Steve Shit

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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 5h

Indie movie taglines:

Sometimes life finds two people on the sidewalk and then they go to the park

When an apartment has one room but two people, maybe three

Sure the restaurant isn’t that busy but that’s only because it’s 2:30 PM

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 9h

It’s funny people go “What you’re doing is cruel” about something clearly inhumane. Then other people respond “Stop threatening me with your woke extremism” and amp up the cruel. “This cruel goes to 11” etc. There’s a new “let me be cruel” ethics in town. It’s funny eh? The cosmic foibles of fools

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 12h

I’m reading The Master And Margarita

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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 1d

I hear that the whole world is having a hard time right now

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 1d

Nice jacket

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 1d

I feel emotionally disconnected from the robot army I work for

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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 2d

Hmm let’s see what’s going on in the big boobs and anger machine today

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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you very much

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve decided to become mature

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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 4d

Is it weird I can hear what jazz is telling me what to do?

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 5d

I just looked at a patch of grass in between patches of concrete sidewalk. A stop sign was sticking out of it and I genuinely thought “that looks nice”. Is that what you mean?

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 5d

We all have ADHD because our units aren’t programmed to hold such a constant onslaught of data. We need to upgrade our brains to processors housed in synthetic bodies that don’t get diarrhea also

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 6d

Not as erudite as something you can write but I'm an emotional writer! Ha. And I feel like this now paired with his Inherent Vice PTA has given me a new appreciation for the Pynchonion paranoid underdogs that I love so much. In this appreciation for and illustration they are kindred spirits

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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 6d

Yes! Wrote this on Letterboxd:

This film is beautiful and should be saturated into our blood like sunshine. You know the classic film Bob is watching in his living room? This is PT Anderson’s that. Benicio dancing for the cops eh. We all need to throw each other a nice cold Modelo. Love to all.

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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 6d

Go outside and touch a tree. Love to all

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 6d

Damn that was good. Hell yeah

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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 9d

Reality is mostly mundane. 90% of our world is fantasies we’ve created to distract us from how we could have diarrhea and expire at any moment. That being said yes Evil seems to be in charge lately. These are the ones who must identify how they’ve been influenced by their fears of death and diarrhea

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 9d

Bran Flakes are my lucky charms

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 10d

Alien Earth is perfect for chilling out and watching while you eat a bowl of bran flakes

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 11d

Do Androids Honk The Electric Wang?

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 12d

It would be funny if every civilian gets locked up in a massive super prison and you can only use Uber Eats and Amazon to get stuff with your credit score and you’re like “This is bullshit. What is going on”

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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 12d

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 22d

I’m leaving. I’ve decided to live a real life

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 23d

Hey guys I’m here in heaven and me and some angels are watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit except Jessica’s boobs are edited out until her and Roger get married. It’s fun!

Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 23d

Thank you so much for your support I really appreciate it