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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 1h

Why stop at Calder talk for Demidov?

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 1h

The Montreal Canadiens are now a "Have the worst period of hockey of the season so far, then tie the game in the second" team.

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 2h

Did Martin St. Louis take the team out for beers before the game or something?

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 2h

The Habs are in the midst of playing their worst period of hockey so far this season.

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Brent Butt @brentbutt.bsky.social · 4h

More than a little surprised to see the newly tabled Federal Budget setting aside $3.8 million to "gettin' bizzzzaaaayyyyy".
Be interesting to see what qualifies.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 3h

When the Politico report dropped with his name in it, there really was no going back at that point no matter what was said.

MP d’Entremont resigns from Conservative caucus on budget day

Chris d’Entremont has resigned from the Conservative caucus, the Nova Scotia MP has confirmed to CTV News.

www.ctvnews.ca

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 5h

It was fixed for about ten seconds then went back to sounding awful.

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 5h

Ottawa city hall's post-budget stream is a disaster so far. Mark Sutcliffe sounding like he's in a giant empty bathtub.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 9h

DID YOU ORDER THE COLD CUT RED?

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 9h

Stevens: "The prosecution calls its next witness."

Witness: "I ain't got no time to give no damn testimony!"

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 9h

Spikes: "I was TOSSING IT INTO THE GARBAGE and Mr. Pansac was TEN FEET AWAY FROM THE CAN."

Stevens: "Your honour, I object and call for those remarks to be stricken from the record."

Judge 187: "AIGHT! Word."

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 9h

I used to be an ICE officer like you, then I took a sandwich in the knee.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 10h

Imagine living the rest of your life knowing you lied about the condition of a sandwich in court.

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 10h

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 10h

It absolutely warms my heart that the Ottawa Charge are having a kazoo giveaway night.

Ottawa Charge @pwhlcharge.bsky.social · 10h

Charging into your feed with some mini-packs! ⚡️

Each pack includes an exciting unity game, theme game and/or giveaway, and we want you all in the building to share the fun with us!
🎟️ bit.ly/49khhhV

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 10h

I have had Montreal smoked meat sandwiches that hit me like I could feel it through a ballistic vest, but that was just because they were so damn tasty.

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 11h

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 1d

So cool of Atwood to consult with a bear for a potential sequel to War Bears.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 1d

This sounds like it was written up by someone after their second HR complaint.

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 1d

"Dutch Trudeau."

My god, the resemblance is uncanny.

Jesse Klaver needs to shoot his shot with Zooey Deschanel or Emily Blunt.

‘Dutch Trudeau’ picked to lead left-wing grouping

The Dutch Green/Labour left-wing grouping picked the youthful, social media-savvy Jesse Klaver as its new head Monday, replacing former European Commission vice-president Frans Timmermans, who quit af...

www.ctvnews.ca

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 1d

There, now everyone who didn't win the 50/50 draw can put an arm over a Blue Jay's shoulder and say "I feel you, bro."

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 2d

Fact: 4:25 NFL games on the east coast feel more important when it's dark before halftime.

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 2d

Welcome back, 5PM darkness.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 2d

New "In Canada they're calling it 'C-Day'" just dropped.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

The World Series was played outside the U.S. for the first time in 32 years this October, when the Toronto Blue Jays united fans across Canada as the country’s only MLB team. The team even became known as the “Glue Jays” before the Los Angeles Dodgers ended their thrilling postseason run.

Canadians Mourn a Loss by Underdogs Who Brought a Nation Together

The Blue Jays, Canada’s only M.L.B. team, were a salve for a country hit by President Trump’s threats and tariffs. Then the Dodgers ended their thrilling postseason run.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 2d

This was great. #FTTB

timkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 2d

Mac Jones really wanted to get Martinez his first NFL snap. Pretty cool.

timkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 2d

I get why he's still in there -- you don't want a fumble or a mess up. But still ...

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 2d

The Giants essentially made the 2025 49ers look like the 2023 49ers this afternoon. I doubt it's sustainable, but here's hoping. #FTTB

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 2d

C..........M.........C.

#FTTB

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