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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 5h

Throwback to Loki’s first halloween where he was MHA’s Eraserhead

Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 7h

Realizing that i complain about the parrots a lot. I dont dislike them, theyre cute. But they are just loud af every single morning and its 7am. Be like the geese, honk honk then gtfo pls thanks 😘

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 7h

Sitting out here in the cold this morning trying to ignore the parrots and i hear/see a group of migrating(?) geese in their cute little formation 🥹 its like im home

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 1d

Right after i sent this, a cop car drove by and waved…..they know 👀

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 1d

I fully support people’s right to jaywalk and I will help them stay safe within the best of my professional ability..and my handy dandy stop sign 🫡

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 1d

I held up the crosswalk with nobody nearby bc an elderly teacher was slowly crossing the middle of the road half a block down and the man in the car that i stopped said i should work for the police department…man dont put that on me!!

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 1d

Dude i had to cut off caffeine this year and drinking sprite is my savior.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 1d

Theyre touching toe beans, laying in the shape of a heart, and i have to go to work?? This is criminal

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 1d

THEYRE HOLDING HANDS

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 1d

😭

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 1d

Am i jealous and a little bit cold and would love a cat to snuggle? Maybe.. but its fine whatever 🙄

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 1d

“Are your cats bonded?”
I mean I GUESS

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Owen Barcala @obarcala.bsky.social · 1d

If you tried to come up with a slogan as opposite as possible from "No taxation without representation," it would be hard to get one better than this

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 1d

One of the parents came up to me and showed me a pic of his daughter’s friend bc apparently they all think i look like her from the future and yaknow what….theyre not wrong. AND her name is so similar to mine that i have been called that name several times. Ive got a mini me!

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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 1d

“I’ve never done a bond or a habeas for a kid this young, ever." – U.S. District Judge Richard G. Stearns

"The boy remains trapped in a prison 500 miles away from home with an unhealed broken foot, sleeping on a concrete floor with an aluminum blanket, and crying to his mother on the phone."

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

NEW — I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:

ICE took a 13-year-old they said had a gun. Local cops say he didn’t.

Now he's detained 500 miles away from his Massachusetts home.

www.thehandbasket.co

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe im just prey. My monkey brain senses cats and birds and thinks “oh shit”….or i am a bunch of mice in a trench coat. Hard to say really.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 2d

One time i was on a walk, fully passed a driveway, and then spun around 180 and immediately pointed out a cat. Couldnt have seen it when i walked by, it wasnt visible from that angle. I just sensed a cat vibe. What a wonderfully useless but delightful power.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 2d

Have it be known that i am terrible at playing ispy or finding things i genuinely need. But for some fucked up reason i am super-human good at spotting birds and cats.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 2d

Adding to my accidental birding hobby thread. Had this confirmed to be an Acorn Woodpecker by a passing grandpa bc apparently my favorite way to do smalltalk is to show people birds. Its very effective

Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 2d

He likes to be held like a baby bc thats what he is

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Eric Shmeric @ericdienstfrey.bsky.social · 2d

So Jurassic Park is about a group of rich people who don't understand that biology is far more complicated than "there are only two genders" and how this ignorance toward gender fluidity in nature causes these rich people to lose their money and die.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 2d

Me standing in my michigan sweatshirt and behind my car with a michigan magnet on the trunk: I KNOW WEATHER. I KNOW WATER. AM EXPERT. JUST WALK A BLOCK FFS. ONLY THE KIDS ARE WEARING BOOTS YOU WILL GET SICK.

Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 2d

Ok im done for now. The hardest part was convincing parents that its better to walk to the next street (not far) where there was NO river. And then they begrudgingly do it, but would thank me/acted surprised when it worked like i was inconveniencing for the fun? I dont mess around about wet shoes!!

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 2d

An annoying thing is the street with an easier cross/less river is no day parking so the teachers cant park there or they’ll get tickets. Theres no parking lot. Who designed this school 🥲

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 2d

One of the older teachers couldnt cross the river and didnt want to walk to the next intersection where there was an easier cross, so one of the parents picked her up in her car and ferried her to the school. So sweet 🥹

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