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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3h

Yummmmm

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3h

Currently huffing a bottle of Tom Ford Soleil Blanc, in case you were wondering how I'm doing rn

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 20h

No but they are slathered with blue cheese sauce so I guess that's close enough to Americans lmao

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 21h

We're less than a month away from summer and I'm shivering my ass off under two doonas rn wtf

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 21h

I wonder how many weirdo yanks come to Australia under the false premise that Outback Steakhouse mimics a pub feed and are sorely disappointed to discover we do not in fact serve kookaburra wings or big fuck off deep fried onions and that Alfredo did not originate in Toowoomba

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 23h

Hello and welcome back to Chilli Buys Dolls On The Internet

Today's mail: four of my most sought-after Lalaloopsys #dollsky

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 1d

My fellow Australians, what the fuck is happening here

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 1d

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 1d

Explaining to people interstate that most vets in Adelaide will actively push you away from the RSPCA here because they have a track record of animal neglect and pretty well immediately euthanise any and all surrendered pets and every person I've spoken to is horrified

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 1d

I fear the speakers in the Hilux are well and truly thrashed

I'll have to pay FIL to install a new sound system when he services it for me

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 1d

My cat has some catnip treats and a warm blankie and is parked in front of a telly playing an 8 hour antiques roadshow compilation

I'm a little bit jealous

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 2d

FIL works for the cops and as a result has several of the power supplies they use for their cars rigged up in the back of the Hilux, very excited for it to explode when I'm halfway to Alice Springs 💅🏻

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 2d

Somebody (the boy) smashed a shot glass and clearly didn't clean up after himself properly Saturday night because I've just copped a hand full of glass shards while wiping down the kitchen benchtops

an older woman in a pink and black polka dot shirt says what 's wrong with you

ALT: an older woman in a pink and black polka dot shirt says what 's wrong with you

media.tenor.com

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Why is there a retail-size box of Jolt cola in my kitchen

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Anyway I have choccy and a Pepsi and I'm irresponsibly spending money to make myself feel better so all is well in Chateau de Chilli rn

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Same guy I threw out last year for not paying rent, not paying back borrowed money, refusing to do any housework, and refusing to replace other peoples' food he'd eaten after living with us for four months, btw 💅🏻

kermit the frog is drinking a cup of tea with the words here 's the tea sister behind him

ALT: kermit the frog is drinking a cup of tea with the words here 's the tea sister behind him

media.tenor.com

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Very rarely do I ban someone from my house but lol, lmao even

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

It's fine apparently I'm just playing the victim for nothing and being stood over and yelled at by a grown man was somehow a misunderstanding 🫶🏻

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Oh nooooo the boy's troglodyte friend none of us like yelled at me for *checks notes* needing to pee instead of playing Mario Kart with him??? After making a dozen snide little comments towards me since he got here

I have hidden myself away to cry uwu 🫶🏻✌🏻

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Oh nooooo the boy's troglodyte friend none of us like yelled at me for *checks notes* needing to pee instead of playing Mario Kart with him??? After making a dozen snide little comments towards me since he got here

I have hidden myself away to cry uwu 🫶🏻✌🏻

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Currently feeding the boys whatever leftover booze I have under the bar if they buy in

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Honestly goals

Cigarette filter that reads "shortens your life"

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 4d

I have the most wonderful bestie oh my gordddddd 🥺🩷🩷🩷

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 4d

Jimmie Beam tins, I have purchased

Royally munted, I shall get

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 4d

The Robin Hood in Strathalbyn. The highest rated pub in town. Nicely sized portions, Brock was quite happy with the size of his schnitty. I made him try the barramundi, turned his nose up at it immediately - it was fantastic, he just has the palate of a toddler

Another 7/10 Strath pub

Chicken schnitzel and grilled barramundi served with chips and salad

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 4d

We drink in moderation
And it wouldn't really matter if the beer was flat

(it is, in fact, a little bit flat)

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