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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 12h

It feels like anything health related in the US is just overly complicated as compared to here.

:(

ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 17h

Work 1 hour of overtime at 1.5x

Get taxed at 10x

Work more, make less!!

ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 17h

Space

The final frontier

These are the voyages of of the Yautja Prime

Out ongoing mission to explore great new hunting grounds

Seek out new life, new adversaries

To boldly kill where no one has killed before

Tk tk tk tk tk tk tk

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 17h

It was a typo

It should have read

Now tax on overtime

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 17h

Whoa, that is the one who was a clerk or whatever who refused to do her job on religious grounds

ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 17h

It's Oct 23rd, my AC kicked in and I'm wearing shorts.

Meanwhile next Friday it will probably snow and all the kids will be dressed as Han Solo on Hoth

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 1d

a man holding a camera asks another man " listen do you smell something ? "

ALT: a man holding a camera asks another man " listen do you smell something ? "

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 1d

Alt+F3

Reveal codes, still miss that functionality

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 1d

We all know that Danny couldn't handle the pure feminine energy of TJ long term, his heart wouldn't take it.

Josh is the only one who would be able to survive

ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 1d

They married because of

The Jackal

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 1d

I think what really won over corporate "America" was Excel. That was the killer app that really solidified MS as the office suite winner.

Entire businesses were being run on Excel, and word generally came along for the ride.

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 1d

Word!

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 1d

That being said, WordPerfect took a lot of big swings to combat Microsoft. Remember the web based java version?

ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, I loved WordPerfect 5 for DOS, it was really great, the windows versions never really lived up to that version in my mind. Kinda bloated, sluggish, and a bit annoying to use in comparison to that period's Word, which ran pretty slick, even when they introduced clippy.

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 1d

MS Office was once the gold standard. All the alternatives just keep getting better, and for the average person are already feature complete.

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/-6qkXMKmzAs?...

Joydrop - Beautiful (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Tommy Boy

youtu.be

ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 2d

Chocolate WigShake

Gaaaaaahhhhhhhh

It's October, I shouldn't have been able to comfortably wear shorts today

ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 2d

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

The only time I've been thankful for losing hair over the years

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 2d

It was pouring rain this morning when it was time to walk to the park. I put on my rain pants, waterproof shoes, best rain coat. I picked up my hat that had fallen on the floor and put it on. I felt a weird tingle. Realized something was in my hat.

Earwig.

Crawling on my head.

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 2d

One is the loneliest number

ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 3d

It did the best at shitting the bed

ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 3d

Pug Wash!?!?!?!?

a pug dog is laying on a couch with its paws on the arm rests .

ALT: a pug dog is laying on a couch with its paws on the arm rests .

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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social · 4d

Snikt !!

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