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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 16h

best boat name this year was Jibe Talkin’. Worst: It’s Plane to Sea

Chert @chert.bsky.social · 1d

even as an adult man w/ no sense of whimsy, i find it a little disappointing that you don’t get ANY effects when you ride your bicycle over the shared bike lane markers on the pavement.

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 2d

USCG Penobscot Bay, warming up for another season of domestic icebreaking

photo of USCG Penobscot Bay, an icebreaking ship, heading upriver towards Bear Mountain Bridge. the ship’s yellow-painted light/radar mast pokes up above
the bridge’s span

photo of USCG going upriver on the Hudson, off Rockland County across from
Indian Point

photo of USCG Penobscot Bay, a largely white icebreaking tug with a black hull on the Hudson River. The hull shows the angled blue/white/red-orange US coast guard stripe, and the words U.S. COAST GUARD. The background is a tree-filled early autumn Hudson River hillside, green with a few red leaves.

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 3d

baseball has a long and well-supported tradition of ass guys, you just don’t see too many nicknames about it

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 4d

I like how walking super fast suddenly feels silly down there once there are no corners to zip around or crowds to cut through.

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 5d

good sketch prompt

Chert @chert.bsky.social · 6d

get a load of this dickhead modeling what we all agree to be good behavior!!

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 6d

conflating refusal to confront the evil in one’s soul with ‘depth of character’ is a brand new one for me

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 6d

tomato-potato transition day for those of us in the northeastern united states

Chert @chert.bsky.social · 6d

love it when they do payroll early on a holiday weekend

Chert @chert.bsky.social · 6d

i appreciate the peaceful and calm attitude prevailing among drivers today. we’ll all get there together

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 6d

i hate how many buttons there are next to the spacebar nowadays

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 7d

the yankees recently bought the single A team up the road from me. they immediately named the stadium (a county park) after a bank, and cut down 2 acres of trees past the outfield to build luxury suites. it’s so fucked up

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 7d

there is not much competition, but the botanical soda explosion is one of the greatest features of the present moment

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 7d

this backboard is so heavy. feels like an artifact from a dimension where Shaq is an immortal tyrant

photo of a black marble basketball backboard with brass hoop/hardware on a pallet

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 7d

laughing at this fake Redon. Look at that foot!

photo of a framed drawing of an angel, kind of in the style of Odilon Redon, signed by an Odilon Redon impostor

close-up detail of the fake Odilon Redon “signature” and a foot with awkward cartoon-style toes

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 7d

i have a feeling it wasn’t all luck! you are one of the great internet community members of our time

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 7d

got to! the most ‘automation’ i’ve done in the past decade was setting up ios shortcuts that open fr24 directly into a lists of all incoming/departing flights for the airports in my zone

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 7d

the little rattle it makes when you step on locust bean pods should be enshrined with the other joys of autumn

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 7d

found out that IU hosts a digital archive of some guy’s kodachrome slides (14000+!) from the middle of last century digitalcollections.iu.edu/collections/...

photo of Beulah’s Eat Shop, a South Side Chicago eatery housed in an old bus painted pink, taken in 1949. a cool dog stands in front

photo of Grace Episcopal Church in Georgetown, CO. small pale green church with a simple peaked roof, with western hills in the background. taken in late 60s

photo of a red golden retriever, white poodle, and a german shepherd hanging out on the grounds of SF’s Palace of Fine Arts in the 60s

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 8d

cursed at a motorist on a rainy morning commute and spent half the day drying my socks and shoes, only for the afternoon to turn out like this

photo of Peekskill Bay, with the sailboat Zeppelin II at anchor, and Bear Mountain and its bridge in the background. Light blue sky w/ slender clouds

photo of the world’s most beautiful pigeon? bird has lovely light brown/tan feathers and is walking across the pavement determinedly

photo of ripening blue and purple porcelain berries against green foliage

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 8d

this makes a lot of sense bc imo as a player the skill that distinguished him from everybody else was unlimited energy as much as his handle and speed. he was closing down tgi friday’s every night 4 or 5 hours after leaving the arena

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 8d

steve keene cowboy sawblades.

photo of two saw blades painted by steve keene, sitting on a table. one is yellow tones and shows an image of a cowboy type embracing a gal, the other is blue toned and shows two cowboys riding horses

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 8d

staring at a high res photo of a cookie until it disgusts me

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 8d

i will teach him to suck eggs

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