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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 14m

There's a commenter claiming chirugeon alchemists are stuck healing at touch range.

BRUH THEY CAN HEAL WITH THEIR VERSATILE VIALS AT RANGE AS A MAIN FEATURE AND THERE'S LEGIT A FEAT TO THROW ELIXIRS OF LIFE AS BOMBS.

*slaps table with each word* READ. THE. CLASS. BEFORE. COMPLAINING. ABOUT. IT.

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 14m

If you update Alignment Ampoule to remaster standards of damage type this include dealing holy damage. The most common weakness.

And bombs can benefit from Infuse Vitality

And bombs often have rider effects.

Like @#$%

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 14m

... toss a fire and acid and from then you are dealing roughly shortsword damage in persistent damage.

And you can propagate that persistent to another target while that cooks.

Not to mention bombs deal splash on miss so you can always hit a weakness.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 14m

... often around d6 like a shortbow and by default deals extra damage like a composite bow with no need to have strength. But it scales higher and can hit everything adjacent and has feats to make in your INT and beyond.

And if you iterate bomb types you just can multiply your damage. Like...

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 14m

Hurray, silly white room math is rearing its head to bash the #pathfinder2e remaster alchemist!

Ah yes, bombs do "terrible damage". The bombs that are energy so even the weak vials bypass the fairly common physical resists, piercing being the mos common phys resist.

The energy damage that is...

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 11h

Inventor is just a very solid archetype on everyone.

And a good class.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 11h

Like, a mage drops a big AoE frighten? Just blanket the field in Assurance ranged trips for just maximum juiciness

Even helps with the drawback of crit fail Fear making them run far away. Shoot then drop that guy with your trip and they're down with a total -5 to attack and AC & need to Stand.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 11h

Blunt Shot gives Concussive and Ranged Trip now.

Even though you can't grab it until 8th from archetype, you previously couldn't get it. Improve your damage typing and you can keep Athletics trained up and use Assurance Athletics to do trip attempts at a distance ignoring the penalty and MAP.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 11h

Lookin' around at INT classes because my #pathfinder2e alchemist can take a dedication and am startled to find that Inventor's weapon innovation's Blunt Shot got upgraded in the remaster. I hadn't noticed.

In addition to the other stuff it's no wonder they raised the INT requirement to +3.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 18h

I don't think the world will ever come to terms with the fact that posting a pic of your dog makin a silly face and someone puttin text to it could morph into a massive tech scam & the symbol of a fascist dismantling the government or that a random tweet about morbing could cost a corp millions

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 19h

It always annoys me when I hear Trump rattling off terrorist groups and throw all Islamic people on the list and never be called out on it.

Most people don't even know anything about the religion and think Muslims worship some pagan god or something. All from propaganda.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 19h

I tell ya one thing I would do if I were ever president is make it where news programs and default browser home pages had a feed of what elected reps voted for

The GoPpies would maybe hesitate for a fraction of a second before voting on nightmarish BS anyway and still getting away with it

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

I would enjoy a version of Harley Quinn where Batman finds out she's known he was Bruce Wayne the whole time but never did anything with the information because "It would be unprofessional."

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

Actually there were budget cuts in the company, it was only a lowatus.

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

The funny part of the #pathfinder2e community ragging on crafting is if you use every available rule to make it interesting it's arguably overpowered and you should almost always have at least 2 people archetype into what they call the worst class (inventor) to be truly min-max optimal.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

The cast is also contractually obligated to pretend to not know what fans are talking about if the cats are brought up.

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

And they hide the animal handler credit as a producer and credit the cats as production assistants.

And they never explain ever why they did that either if someone finds out.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

I want a sitcom where there's just a cat in every scene at a specific character's house and they never acknowledge it. But in like one episode before a break it's a different cat but it's the normal cat for the rest of the series.

And they never acknowledge either cat.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

Have him be around really high IQ people occasionally and he is uncharacteristically happy around them.

Like have a scene where someone does a string of jargon and he's got a big grin

Cop: Why are you smiling?

Him: I only understood half of that! 😄

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

Likes he's this super apathetic dude that never went to college but he's just got higher intelligence.

One season he actually gets convinced to apply himself and the season heavily deals with him encountering people dumber than him there and it causing a sort of trauma response.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

of people in their age group and adult him narrates saying "That was the day I gave up." and cut to him working a mundane job.

He helps with a case and the consultant thing ensues but he's never portrayed as being super knowledgeable because he literally didn't attain much education due to apathy

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

I want one of those crime series where an outsider joins the police as a consultant due to a unique talent that makes them useful but it starts with the character as a kid barely trying on a standardized test and thinking it can't be failed then gets the results back that they scored better than 98%

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

And the correct move is for Mamadami to point this out every time mentions that Adams endorsed Cuomo.

Cuomo is backed by that kind of person, who also expects him to lose.

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

People will scoff at a 15ft cone but that's 1/4th a tile if you are in one of the center squares. And not all the space on tiles is always one room.

People judge ranges in the void of the dreaded White Room of Theorycrafting and that's no good.

a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog with the words " thats no good " below him

ALT: a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog with the words " thats no good " below him

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

I have previously used flip tiles as a reference for busting people's #pathfinder2e takes that are often muddied by not imagining effect sizes in context. These tiles are often used in PFS adventures.

Like, many spells are 30ft range. Most flip tiles are literally 30ftx30ft so 30 isn't that short.

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