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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 16h

Maybe they should wear the Drew Bledsoes next week. Maybe they can get smoked by a 100

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 16h

Buffalo shouldn’t be legally allowed to wear alternate uniforms. The snowball costumes last week and the throwbacks this week make them play like hot dogshit. The Falcons however should only wear these unis forever.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 17h

Dude this is batshit crazy. Fuck that little Nazi

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23h

All my favorite Columbo murderers were good guys in other things. Robert Culp, William Shatner, I was going to say Jack Cassidy, but he seems like he killed people in real life

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23h

Yes. Also two seasons of Baa Baa Black Sheep in the 70s.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23h

Robert Conrad.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23h

Sure it’s season 4 episode 1. An Exercise in Fatality

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d

I need somebody to do a deep dive on fantasy football influencers. Every week they’re like “MUST PICK UP THIS GUY HES GOING NUCLEAR” and then I do and he SUCKS. These grifters need to be arrested for treason.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, these clowns think she’s some bimbo dirt farmer. She’s William Wallace. She shows up in your bedroom on horseback at 3AM and drops the ball and chain and turns your head into pink oatmeal

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d

My wife will be talking to me about the cat, watching a YouTube video, and casually destroying some internet weirdo all at the same time, and her pulse never goes above 60bpm. These freaks can’t begin to comprehend her power.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d