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I write about sex and relationships and I like vaping https://linktr.ee/Charlottebhc

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · Jun 17

Dick Appointments is back! Sorry to add to the Sabrina Carpenter discourse, but in this piece I discuss Spinal Tap, the untold stories and exploitation of women in music, S&M and the unserious nature of pop culture open.substack.com/pub/dickappo...

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 9h

Trying to make a teeny bit of £££ so you know if you like 🥵🔥🌶️ then hit the link

onlyfans.com/femmefatigue

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 23h

BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IM CRYING

Hamoju @hamoju.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome to HAMOJU cafe! We have a special guest today making this season’s BEST brew ☕️🍁

We’re turning 5 and to celebrate we will be reintroducing many collections you all love, and we do too of course! And to start…say hello to your favorite villager ✨

Available 10/24/25 at 5pm PST

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 1d

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway spent some hilarious quality time with my nephews today, here is a picture of the panda bus the youngest made

NB this is not even close to all the panda plushies that they own in that house

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 1d

The beaurocratic admin of death is so impossibly mundane and hellish at the same time, I think it might actually BE one of the nine circles of hell

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 2d

My Halloween stuff came and now I have a demon cat

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 3d

My best chubby pum tweets: a thread

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 3d

CW: weight loss, cosmetic surgery

So I might be going on ozempic for my diabetes like a legit reason, I know I’ll lose weight but I just read that if you got chubby pum it gets baggy af

It’s well known I’m proud of my chubby pum and I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE MONS PUBIS/LABIAPLASTY LIFTS?? wtf man

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 3d

What one babe I’m always into these

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 3d

Nah it’s ANti-fa for sure because anTTTTi faaa(cists) makes no fucking sense

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

Me WE WERE MUTUALS ON TWITTER BUT NOT HERE VERY RUDE IMO IM FUCKING HILARIOUS

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

Ty bb x

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

Jenny stay away from the furries

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

A bit like…. I’m not allowed to feel absolutely bereft because everyone’s just either relieved, numb, unbothered or like “well she had a miserable life in constant psychosis” and I just want to be sad

Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks pal, it’s just really hard bc in all honesty my mum never really understood it, refused to educate herself and just often said she was selfish and therapy just made her blame her childhood, so she was “weak” and didn’t support her with her cancer, and it’s like well I have a SMI?? and it’s

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

Like her, more so than my mum

I’m worried she’ll be forgotten by my family but I’ll never ever forget her, even in the worst moments she was still a fucking interesting incredible person

I will miss you so much Kim, I bought the idiot on LP today so I could listen to iggy with you x

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

She bought me my first suede and pulp albums bc she was married to their roadie, and lived an absolute crazy rock and roll life, music was her life, I remember when I was getting into riot grrl and she told me what L7 albums to get

She dressed like a riot grrl goth till she died

I looked exactly

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

Despite spending a large amount of time institutionalised, if there was a chance to see iggy pop she would, or any band she was into, often on her own, she literally wore bin bags and safety pins out to punk shows in the 70s, she made me mix tapes of Bowie and iggy and Roxy when I was 11

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

Life was very hard for her and also on my family who aren’t the best with understanding mental illness

But she was the bravest person I knew, like when she had breast cancer, after we went and talked to oncology we went out for a fag and she said you know what just cut my tits off who cares?

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

Weird 24 hours:

Got approved for Botox on NHS via my neurologist 🤌🏻
Finished my sylvanian family blind bag collection 🤌🏻
Got some new records I’ve been meaning to get for ages 🤌🏻
Got a new tv 🤌🏻

My aunt died 👎🏻
She had severe paranoid schizophrenia and Hodgkin’s lymphoma and died alone in her flat

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

Very good news for a change, dead nonces

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Em (slutty Halloween costume edition) @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 4d

Absolutely love to see it news.sky.com/story/lostpr...

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison

Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins has died after being attacked in prison.

news.sky.com

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Charlotte @charlottebayes.bsky.social · 4d

He actually went and bought this and I just waited like a fucking lemon for my red flag man