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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · Mar 9

UNDEFEATED IN BEING THE VERY BEST MASCOT

Goldy Gopher holding a sign that says "Hannah BRICK WALL Clark" against the glass at a hockey arena.

Goldy Gopher holding a sign that says "Nobody beats OUR Goldy" at a hockey arena.

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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 1m

WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO PLAY MAXBRO, KEVIN?

Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 3m

All this to cheer for Carson Wentz.

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 8m

jesus h. christ, kevin.

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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 12h

Tapping the sign

Why Underachievers Dominate Secret Police Organizations: Evidence from Autocratic Argentina
Adam Scharpf and Christian Gläßel

Autocrats depend on a capable secret police. Anecdotal evidence, however, often characterizes agents as surprisingly mediocre in skill and intellect. To explain this puzzle, this article focuses on the career incentives underachieving individuals face in the regular security apparatus. Low-performing officials in hierarchical organizations have little chance of being promoted or filling lucrative positions. To salvage their careers, these officials are willing to undertake burdensome secret police work. Using data on all 4,287 officers who served in autocratic Argentina (1975-83), we study biographic differences between secret police agents and the entire recruitment pool. We find that low-achieving officers were stuck within the regime hierarchy, threatened with discharge, and thus more likely to join the secret police for future benefits. The study demonstrates how state bureaucracies breed mundane career concerns that produce willing enforcers and cement violent regimes. This has implications for the understanding of autocratic consolidation and democratic breakdown.

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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 1h

someone please let me know if Kevin O'Connell pulls his head out of where the sun don't shine

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 1h

MAXBRO!!
MAXBRO!!
MAXBRO!!

THE PEOPLE DEMAND BROSMER!!!

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 1h

it's almost like Wentz can't process very fast and takes unnecessary sacks.

Wow i wonder if there's a QB for the vikings that processes really well. Maybe someone named Max.

MAXIMUM BROSMER.

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 1h

MAXBRO!!
MAXBRO!!
MAXBRO!!

THE PEOPLE DEMAND BROSMER!!!

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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 1h

well now that it's 20-3...can he really do any worse than carson wentz?

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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 1h

i put it on but it appears i'm being treated to nothing but a vikings defensive disasterclass

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 1h

okay i'm putting it on

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 1h

wait are they actually gonna do it? I'll put it on if Kevin finds the goddamned cajones to do it.

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 1h

BROSMER QB1!!!!

The Daily Gopher @thedailygopher.bsky.social · 1h

Put Max in. It can't be any worse.

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 5h

ngl....I feel pretty good about this one.

two men wearing maroon and gold outfits with the letter m on their chests

ALT: two men wearing maroon and gold outfits with the letter m on their chests

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Fade In @fadeinpro.com · 6h

As a corollary, the only reason they're able to "generate" racist shit is because they've been "trained" on racist shit. These assholes fed a bunch of racist shit into their plagiarism machines and want a trillion dollars for it.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 8h

At some point it has to become clear that this tech exists is to create a more toxic society and enrich its owners. These uses are not aberrations but rather the entire purpose.

OpenAI's Sora 2 Can Generate Videos of Celebrities Appearing to Shout Racial Slurs

OpenAI's Sora 2 video generation model can be exploited to push misinformation and depict public figures behaving badly despite promised guardrails.

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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 6h

he's really stepped up after battling through injury to earn his spot as one of Drake's best targets.

thanks again, makes me even more proud of this team.

#RTB #Gophers #GopherFB

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 6h

you do love to see it!

#GopherFB #RTB

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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 6h

cc. @thedigitaldam.com @14osu.gobeavs.app ^^^^

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 6h

I have two free tickets to give away for OUR Golden #GopherFB vs. Michigan State on Saturday November 1st at 2:30.

Not the greatest seats in the world but still respectable (and free!)

Especially for any #GoBeavs fans in the Twin Cities who want to watch your former coach squirm...

#Gophers

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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 7h

I sent along your shoutout to 'Meke to the FB ops building, thanks for that Bruce.

#RTB

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 7h

Bruce with the great shout-out to Lemeke "Rocketship" Brockington, who was apparently the first person on the Freaks List to ever write a thank you note!

#RTB #GopherFB #Gophers

Bruce Feldman @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social · 9h

New Audible: @ralphdrussoath.bsky.social, Stew and I discuss Coaching Carousel Chaos; give out our Breakout players for this weekend's game and debate whether Florida's Big Three all can thrive at the same time?
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Coaching Carousel Chaos + Can Florida's Big Three All Thrive?

YouTube video by The Audible

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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 7h

BRING IT ON, DAWGS!

WE WILL SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND.

THIS is #GopherHockey!!!

#GWH #CollegeHockey

UMD Women's Hockey @umdwhockey.bsky.social · 7h

Throwing it back on this Thursday to the most historic in-state rivalry in all of women's college hockey.

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 10h

seems more like a boba tea person tbqh

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 10h

IIRC it was a big effort by one of their previous ADs because they didn't want to support their arch rival's primary funder...

CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 10h

she's going as a grad transfer so she can jump in any time and then enroll for spring somewhere else and play in the second half of the season.

She got moved out of the starting lineup for this season. Great player, great person, a big part of how we won the WBIT last season. No hard feelings.

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 11h

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 11h

Mallory!?! 😭

good luck, go be great.

#GopherWBB #Gophers

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Gophers lose senior standout Mallory Heyer on eve of women’s college basketball season

The former Chaska star led the U in rebounding last season but has entered the transfer portal.