Champire
@champierth.bsky.social
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Videogame developer and occasional bass player. Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks" Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
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New picture! “Imp disappoints with piss-easy riddle”
An imp, its eyes shining like the stars behind it hides under a tree.
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carolecadwalla.bsky.social
My colleagues & I have taken a huge gamble to set up @thenerve.news We’re trying to build a new independent publication from the ground up. Social media is our only distribution for now.

Sharing this article in your networks would make a huge difference. Thank you! 🙏🙏🙏
carolecadwalla.bsky.social
NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine.

My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask:

Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?

t.co/BUTtpK9C4S
champierth.bsky.social
If we go for (7) Clitorises* I’d change (6) Those

*not sure I can spell it, never mind find it.
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Nobody tell RFKjr, “walking it off” will become official policy.
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“Won’t somebody think of the children? No! Definitely not like that.”
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Putting up flags: The foolproof* way of stopping people firing you.

*as proved by fools.
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Thunderballet

#ASongOrMovieForUsingYourBody
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Even Softer Machine

#SoftenABand #NotEvenTryingNow
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Good luck. I'm expecting I'll be closer sat here at home.
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Rags Against the Machine

#SoftenABand
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Was not aware of them.
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Bonbon Jovi

#SoftenABand
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Just in time for them to go full circle and go back to making everything squared off.
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Is it just me, or do the new rounded corners in #macOS26 give you the vibes of an adult not trusting kids with pointy things?
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Sorry to hear that, hope it gets better quickly.
champierth.bsky.social
I could imagine Farage having similar conditions.
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Thank goodness for the internet, those lyrics would have been going round in my head for ages before I remembered where they're from.
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Con Aerobics

#ASongOrMovieForUsingYourBody
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It has been going through changes.
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A.S.M.R.E.M.

#SoftenABand