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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · 17d

Sweet question bro!

ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Jul 20

Don’t #Suns our #Dbacks

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · May 28

#Dbacks Half Day Club. 1/2 price tickets to watch Diamondbacks play half a game. Lower level tickets for watching even lower level effort. Text “ElStinko” to 620620.

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · May 9

WAR. I mean, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · May 6

Suns games televised for free. Imagine paying someone to frustrate you to no end like that.

ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · May 2

We missed an opportunity for real change. This feels like Matt Ishbia will still be calling the shots. Hope I’m wrong.

ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · May 1

Sid Bream. I still remember watching him with the slowest base running EVER to win the 92 NLCS for the Braves. Corbin Carroll may run like he’s about to poop his pants, Sid ran like he already had.

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Apr 28

@jarrettgc.bsky.social watching #NBA first-round 7-game series.

a group of people are standing around a table and one of them is asking why .

ALT: a group of people are standing around a table and one of them is asking why .

media.tenor.com

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Apr 23

The infamous 2018 interview when we were told “you just won the draft” after Cards took Josh Rosen at number 10. I still chuckle when I think how quickly and badly that take aged. Whatever happened to that guy? Moonlighting as talent evaluator for Matt Ishbia’s Suns perhaps?

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Apr 15

This is an all-time classic 🎯

ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Apr 9

The Pfantastic Mr. Pfaadt
#Dbacks

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Apr 9

And in this case, it really could be the hair salon

ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Apr 3

Mike Hazen spinning contracts to support sustained success means we are free to get emotionally invested in this team. Keep the good likeable core players together and let’s enjoy the ride!

ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Apr 2

#Yankees hit “only” 3 homers vs. #Dbacks

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words man you are one pathetic loser

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words man you are one pathetic loser

media.tenor.com

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Apr 1

Using jet skis for tow-in surfing. Nothing crazier and bolder than riding a 100-foot wave that you have no business catching and only wants to crush you.

ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Apr 1

Check out my new film on the Phoenix Suns 2024-25 season:

“Wait ‘til Your Father Gets Home:
Ant Man and the Wooden Spoon”
@bickleyandmarotta.bsky.social

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Apr 1

ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Mar 31

Stupid auto-erect

Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · Mar 31

i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh

Ejaculated:

Donte DiVincenzo
Naz Reid
Pablo Prigioni
Marcus Sasser
Ron Holland II
Isaiah Stewart
JB Bickerstaff

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Mar 31

Stupid auto-erect

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Mar 31

…the Suns finally figured out how to not blow 4th quarter leads. What a refreshing change from last season.

ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Mar 29

Remember how old your aunts and uncles seemed when you were a kid? Turns out they were 32 😂

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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · Mar 29

🚨 Rookie Hat Giveaway 🚨

Repost for your chance to win this hat autographed by Ryan Dunn, Oso Ighodaro, and Jalen Bridges!

📰 Rules: bit.ly/4cbjxXR | #SunsUp

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Mar 28

Josh Naylor? He’s replacing one of the most popular Dbacks, and any real or perceived deficiencies would re-start the “Why did we let Walker go?” grumbling.

ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Mar 17

My response when #ElonMusk demands I list five things I did at work last week:

•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom

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ChalkRiley @chalkriley.bsky.social · Mar 4

Bronny James