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Crist Jarrett
@ceejness.bsky.social
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Radio. Comedian. Voice Actor. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
Truth
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
#SODOMOJOEXCEPTINTORONTO
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
SIGN POLO AND NAILZ TOMORROW
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
Do not let them near Cal Raleigh’s ass!
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
These are hard af.
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🔮 𖤐 Rachel, la bruja 𖤐 🔮 @allonsyrachel.bsky.social · 3d
Just passed a guy on I-5 who had a rosary in his hand, rotating through each bead. I assume he was praying for the mariners
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face and the word boom is on the screen behind him
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face and the word boom is on the screen behind him
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHyesHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
Carver might not have beat the throw.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
JP CRAWFORD IS THE LONGEST TENURED MARINER
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
Robles would have had that inside the park
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
First hit of Garver’s post season
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
Not a chance.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
Bazardo has been so invaluable.
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Rob Slater @robslater10.bsky.social · 3d
Mariners are north of the border hitting dingers on Canadian Thanksgiving
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
POLO CANT STOP WONT STOP
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
Well now this changes everything.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
They set it on fire.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
But they’re so gooooooooood…
a man drinking from a plastic cup with a straw and a picture of an elephant on the bottom
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
$10 per
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
The ump behind the plate sounds like Nathan Lane and I want it to be him as Enrico Pallazzo.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
Walter’s back.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
Mama’s milk. Wait this wasn’t a euphemism?
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Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 3d
things bullets say
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Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 3d
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 3d
Optional add ons: I will tell you if that was that guy in that show, and if that show is connected to this.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · Jul 6
For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback
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