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cece (has mouth, able to scream)

@ceceradio.bsky.social

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currently screaming (they/them) CJMBD survivor pissed off at me? DMs are open for ask me about how to increase your credit score by 100 points by sending me your mom's credit card number, expiration date, and the 3 numbers on the back!

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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · Sep 8

i have CJMBD. because of CJMBD, i might seem a little different. socializing is difficult for others are around me. i have tendency to "put my foot in my mouth." i also have a tendency to put women's feet in my mouth. Please donate to the Josh Homken's CJMBD Clinic so i can be normal again.

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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 9h

the more i try to think about what embodiment of a computer or non-bodily device would be like the more i think i'd like to do it

No joke here i just want a third arm to do things like jerg off and give ppl the middle (robot) finger

cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 9h

you WILL watch CALL NOW! on october 24th at 7pm eastern time at twitch.tv/ceceradio hosted by me and co hosted by @chuuurls.bsky.social

if you do not, i WILL spin you in freaking circles until you throw up

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chuuurls @chuuurls.bsky.social · 1d

CALL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
october 24th. I will remind you

cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 1d

hey you know that app on your phone you never use? the one called "phone?" well now you have a reason to use it!

CALL NOW!

CECE HOST
CALLIE COHOST
The ONLY show where you can CALL NOW!!!
OCT 24 7PM EASTERN
DO IT!
twitch.tv/ceceradio
878-225-5420

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🦇 all hallows’ chavah 🎃 @caycef.bsky.social · 1d

let’s see paul allen’s posts

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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 1d

yeah this one will be funny

🦇 all hallows’ chavah 🎃 @caycef.bsky.social · 1d

only real 10k groupchat heads know that cece and i once had the most popular comedy podcast on the airwaves

im sure this’ll be nothing like that tho

cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 1d

hey you know that app on your phone you never use? the one called "phone?" well now you have a reason to use it!

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🦇 all hallows’ chavah 🎃 @caycef.bsky.social · 1d

only real 10k groupchat heads know that cece and i once had the most popular comedy podcast on the airwaves

im sure this’ll be nothing like that tho

cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 1d

hey you know that app on your phone you never use? the one called "phone?" well now you have a reason to use it!

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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 1d

hey you know that app on your phone you never use? the one called "phone?" well now you have a reason to use it!

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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 2d

vaguely remember someone saying to pre-transition me that i "would make a good girlfriend" and im wondering how they knew

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chuuurls @chuuurls.bsky.social · 2d

researching the chess dot com computer crashing mystery and this suggestion made me laugh.

post that reads "get a better laptop/computer/monitor/PC/tv or get a bad computer but with a swappable CPU and then buy a good cpu and then take your replaceable CPU computer apart and put the new CPU you bought inside and then reload chess.com and log in and play a game and that should work perfectly fine if not read this again ^"

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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 2d

the sizzle and acrid of destroyed follicle wafts from the client's face.
"work complete," cayce says, in a sullen rounded tone.
dollified the client exits, and the next client lays down.
she starts to speak, "hey how are you--"
cayce, leaning over her, "me busy, no time for play."

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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 6d

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 6d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 7d

was trying to come up with a funny name for a federation of communes whose mission is to buy up property to found new federated communes and this fell out of my mouth:

anti landlord landlord club

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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 8d

i can no longer imagine someone asking "what do you mean by that" online without it being some guy (gender neutral) getting ready to try and punch you in the face through their keyboard no matter what you say

cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 8d

these phone fried brains are a great source of both comedy and the downfall of civilization

cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 9d

what up

cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 9d

my birthday party this year is gonna freakin rock

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jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 9d

me text: first tattoo sorry dad
tattoo is of a bass clef above my ankle
dad: fuck so now you’re branded as a bass player? lol.

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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 9d

Claire's claiming their out of touch private-equity owned mall business is a victim of "Domestic Economic Terrorism" is the most crybaby bullshit i've ever seen. Imagine spending 30 years doing absolutely nothing to change and claiming its everyone else's fault you suck. They need to go to therapy

cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 9d

uncut jib

cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 10d

finding myself muting pretty much everyone on this site and frankly it's a lot better than having to read everyone's dopamine chasing half baked thoughts spilled into a textbox

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chuuurls @chuuurls.bsky.social · Oct 2

time to repost this comm sheet here!

Cool budget commission format you can ONLY get from me during the month of Halloween:

PUMPKOMISSIONS

each rendered in an style & medium of my choice, often b/w as a nod to Inktober happening
cash.me/$chuuurls
paypal.me/chuuurls
previous examples to follow

The image reads,
“inktober exclusive
[crossed out text: Jack o’ Lantern] Pumpkommissions”
Beneath this text is a little running pumpkin with beady eyes, a beak, and goose/duck feet that are going “slap slap slap slapp” as he runs. He was drawn in some kind of digital inking style and his stem, beak, and legs are filled in with very straight diagonal hatching.

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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 11d

bsky more like ouroboros

cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 12d

the "im right and youre wrong. now, do what i want" crowds are out posting in full force today. lovely to see. im certain they will all get what they want peacefully.

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aly @old.ruffruff.party · Feb 11

techbro is a slur for neurodivergent women

soap 😁 @advancedgooningtipsandtricks.site · Feb 11

tech bro is a slur

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