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Callum

Callum

@cazmccazmick.bsky.social

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Manchester United season ticket holder 2010-2021, gamer, guitar player, music lover.

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Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 12h

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 17h

'Slow Horses' has fallen off a cliff this series. It's like a different show.

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 1d

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

oprah winfrey is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .

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Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 1d

Now that was a performance! 😂

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 1d

A performance in the same way as Lorraine says she performs a character for tax purposes? Hmmm...

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 1d

Love seeing this woman who talks about ghosts for a living referring to herself as 'playing' and 'performing' at venues they're touring. It's basically a podcast with an audience, talking about spooky shit. You're not playing or performing anything, unless you're admitting it's fake?

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 1d

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 2d

Anyone with a brain could see his little speech was a desperate attempt to get away with it or at least massively reduce any sentence. He got off lightly, but he's still appealing, so the mask has slipped in record time. I'd add time on for the appeal.

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 2d

Diddy: 'I'm truly sorry and repentant and I apologise to the women involved.'

A little later:'But not that sorry! I still don't deserve to be punished! Even tho I got a lenient sentence for what I did! It's not fair!'

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 2d

a man is sitting in the back seat of a car looking at something .

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Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 2d

Throw those curtains wide!

a black and white photo of a man holding a piece of paper in his hand .

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Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 2d

Welbeck hat trick.

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 2d

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 2d

Warnock devastated 😂

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 2d

Anybody who remembers that song...

a man in a music band shirt is holding a skateboard

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Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 2d

'McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a...oh'

Pizza Hut to close 68 UK restaurants www.bbc.com/news/article...

Pizza Hut to close 68 UK restaurants after falling into administration

The move will lead to more than 1,200 redundancies, but 64 other restaurants will be saved.

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 3d

Yep, it's great that someone set my doorbell camera off just as he was having a meltdown 😂 Go ahead!

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 3d

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 3d

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 3d

'The Scream' and then St John's Ambulance guys look like they're enjoying it 😂

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 3d

I'm watching, don't worry!

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 3d

He's still not working now. Just sits in the house or works on his stupid car. Probably up to no good again.

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 3d

This is him and his idiot brother.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...

Brothers jailed after trying (and failing) to blow up the same ATM twice

David Culshaw, 49, and Michael Culshaw, 51, from Leigh, were caught by police after leaving their DNA at the scene

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, he's already been to prison. Got 10 years but got out in about 4 on parole because the prisons are full. Big fat bastard.

Callum @cazmccazmick.bsky.social · 3d

Makes a change from trying (and failing) to rob ATMs.