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carrie

@carrie.goblinsinc.net

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dumb bitch i’ve gotten better at not being mentally ill on the tl but it could still happen lol 🌱🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇳🇵🇸☭ 26

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · May 6

rest easy buddy, we’ll miss you ❤️

my dearly departed rabbit khan ❤️

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 1h

extremely based

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 12h

*speaking to a room full of press*
so, to give you all some context for our decision making here, our research indicates that marijuana gives you aids
*an aide whispers in my ear*
…excuse me, marijuana makes you immune to aids. so… actually, let us get back to you on this one

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 1d

long live the queen

caller: hi carrie/// do you find that people, but especially men, are intimidated by you??

carrie: first of all, i dont think of men as people

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 19h

absolutely. i’d love to see what a weird al interpretation of the death grips sound would be like

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 19h

i need this and i need it as a 45

The Hubris Guy @frailoldwoman.bsky.social · 19h

Weird Al should do a style parody of Death Grips

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 19h

i should be able to buy cigarettes with my snap too. nicotine suppresses hunger so it’s basically food

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 23h

me and my partners finally got a king sized bed for the three of us and it is so fucking wonderful. i haven’t slept this well in in months 😭

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 1d

i was so fucked up on mushrooms last night i kinda thought i was gonna die for a minute but it was still fun overall lol

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

i would let hasan beat me half to death and it would be the most sexually gratifying experience i’ve ever had tbh

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

as a vegan who is committed to the welfare of animals, i’ve made the decision to move to la and live with hasan piker. instead of inflicting violence on his dog, he will be inflicting that violence on me in her place. he can also inflict sexual violence on me too so im an upgrade in that way

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

i’m learning the red teletubby was female which is funny because that’s the one i dressed as for halloween as a little kid

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

i’ve been using bluesky a lot more recently because i’m sick and have nothing better to do all day but like, this app kinda sucks ass. like i just do not care about 99% of the posts i see anymore. sifting through a mountain of negativity and garbage doesn’t really do it for me anymore

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

*reading the bottle of cold medicine* only 20mg of dxm? that can’t be right

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

i’ve been wheezing and hacking up mucus ever since, probably not a great idea but it was a nice cigarette at least

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

can the girl with bronchitis have one cigarette, as a treat? 🥺

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

glad to see a couple people on the tl describe being sick with a cold that has symptoms exactly the same as mine today. makes me feel less lonely 😌

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

the cigs i was smoking yesterday were making it legit hard to breathe, i feel better today getting some mucinex in me and sticking to zyns but i want a cigarette so bad 😭 i think just having one wont be that bad, right…?

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

can the girl with bronchitis have one cigarette, as a treat? 🥺

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 3d

i can’t believe mario wasn’t telling me to wash my foreskin…

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Xavier needs a character art job @xavierck.com · 5d

I am proud to be a knobhead

Meme I stole from Tumblr:

A closeup image of a Sony point and shoot camera with lots of buttons and knobs and whatnot.

Text says "The tactile interface fandom is dying. Repost if you're a true knobhead."

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 4d

i think this is just going to be bad overall. it sounds maybe okay on the surface but i really, really do not trust it. i’m just keeping my current affinity apps installed and i won’t be touching this thing with a ten foot pole

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 4d

a gay ass ai company bought affinity and are shoehorning ai features into the apps with a subscription 🤢 plus side(?) is the app is free now minus the ai features but i doubt we’ll be getting feature updates that don’t involve ai in some way… why does capitalism ruin everything good in this world?

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 4d

i’ve never taken dayquil because i’m really stubborn about not taking medication i don’t think i need but i just tried some this morning and damn, this is some good shit. i feel way better. it’s almost like medicine is good for you or something

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 4d

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

bring on the dancing turkeys @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 4d

sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting

In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 5d

*jubilee video #8093*
person 1: white power is good
person 2: every white person should die
p1: but you’re white
p2: i mean it
p1: *puts gun on table*
p2: *takes it, puts it against head, it clicks. empty.*
p1: you called my bluff
p2: *one tear rolling down cheek* no, i was ready

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 4d

update:

my apple watch. i’ve put a custom background on my watch face to make it look like the spy’s invisiwatch from tf2