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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · Mar 4

I should probably have a ref here so until I get a proper one this mess’ll have to do 👀

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 22m

Unfortunate 😔 I remember lots of indie darlings having gotten their start on a PAX East floor; playing a super early build of Skullgirls with only two playable characters comes to mind

I also wonder how much Steam giving up on any sort of curation or gatekeeping hurt indies looking to stand out 😬

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 27m

The formula for indie games promoting themselves used to be “go to PAX and aggressively promote and demo your game to build buzz and get reported on” but it’s been over a decade since I’ve gone to a con and I’m sure this isn’t enough anymore and that floor space has only gotten harder to secure

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 43m

I absolutely respect this take! I also think it is 100% impossible to implement a legal ban on such mechanics and that we’re kidding ourselves if we think doing so is a serious possibility. Gacha we have a shot at from its proximity to gambling, but arcade-style pay-to-play and such is a harder nut

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 55m

Where do you draw the line, though? You can crack down on gambling but I don’t think it’s possible to legislate F2P elements out of the industry entirely.

Saying that the whales are playing on PC doesn’t mean much if we’re proposing an end to whaling. Smartphones would become even MORE focused on!

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 1h

Gachas absolutely blow ass but I don’t think it makes sense to say anything close to that revenue would go into “real” games

You could ban gacha worldwide and smartphones would still be the platform with the highest install base and F2P would still be the way to reach the most potential customers

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 1h

Touhou Project Niji Sousaku Series - Koumakan no Onnatachi, Chapter 15, Page 11

Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 2h

Flicked into the air and into a fang-rimmed maw ☠️💦

Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 4h

knowing what i know about satyrs i’m driving the HECK outta here before these things are devouring cars and people in the streets 😰

uru0000 art of piranha/lamprey-style carnivorous sperm

Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 5h

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this soft poster still churns his whining wriggling slowlly melting in a sloshing cistern’s worth of future love handles and stretched-out shirts meal by hand 🍖🍖💦💦💦🍖😭💦😵‍💫

Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 5h

it’s like a sudden sneak attack, all of a sudden my face and chest are full of azure tum 😵‍💫😵‍💫💦💦 and then my face and chest are what your mouth and gullet are full of followed by my waist and legs and whoops i’mm visualizing you playinng with your belly button like in the clip but i’mm on the inside🍖💦💦

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 5h

hold on what clip let me sEKEiaawo7sQMXK:&::/92&23CJ¥{+{}KELS9,9,’MaaOAAL,’nd OH HEY THOUGHHTJS OF YOU BEING EVEN MORE GRATUITOUSLY TUMMY HEAVY AS A RESULLT OF MY SLOW ARDUOUS EXCRUCIATING GASTRIC PROCESSING WITHIN IT INTO YET MORE DOUGHY BOYENBY BELLYFAT, I’VE MADE THE SPARE BED IN MY HEAD FOR YOU

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 5h

this is why you need a pal on hand to be both smooshable body pillow and breakfast in bed

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 7h

Shit this even predates GameMaker Spelunky that’s WILD

Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 7h

I remembered the name of the game but I didn’t know he was behind it! It’s still up free on his webbèd site www.derekyu.com/games.html

Derek Yu

www.derekyu.com

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 7h

Oh dang I didn’t know Derek Yu made this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'm_O.K...

I'm O.K – A Murder Simulator - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'm_O.K_–_A_Murder_Simulator

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 9h

Being #2 is what typically happens *after* being horrifically ripped apart and pumped through the bowels as digested sludge so it’s a good thing you’re a fan of that then,,

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