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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 5d

I've never seen a sèance at the spa before, but it sure would make a great movie!
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social
#HorrorFam

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 6d

Some people may not want to be Irish, but most people in the #MutantFam want to be a bar of Irish Spring. 🧼 🍀 #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween @themutantfam.bsky.social #JackO

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 6d

Arthur Morgan is really scared of pumpkins in this Red Dead sequel.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween #JackO @themutantfam.bsky.social

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 6d

I REALLY want to hear the audio commentary to Jack-O. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @themutantfam.bsky.social #Splatterween #JackO

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 6d

Clown in a Soyfield? Do I see To-Fu making the Drive-In totals?! #TheLastDriveIn #ClowninaCornfield #MutantFam @themutantfam.bsky.social #Splatterween

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 6d

If there's anything I know, it's that @therealjoebob123.bsky.social loves Lifetime movies (as they just mention it!)... There's always room for talk on #TheLastDriveIn for #Lifetime movies. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ClownInACornfield #Splatterween @themutantfam.bsky.social

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 6d

It's always good to see Will Sasso popping up unexpectedly. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ClowninaCornfield #Splatterween @themutantfam.bsky.social

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 6d

It makes you wonder how many lot lizards Ernie has had. 👀 🦎
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ClowninaCornfield #Splatterween
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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 7d

lowlifes we have working in 'law enforcement' today. And yes, placing people in a concentration camp is Gestapo-like.

TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 7d

I didn't see your reply now, but 'Sounds like you were sharted out of your Mom’s ass' is exactly where your brains were put out.

It's not even border enforcement; They're grabbing American citizens (including children) & holding them for days without any due diligence. These are the most idiotic -

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 11d

Do you feel your best was under Frank Capra, John Huston, Billy Wilder, or Vincente Minnelli?

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 22d

Also love how Ronny Yu uses his expertise and turns Freddy vs. Jason into a giant killer Kung Fu battle. It's wild, it's fun, and it works. #TheLastDriveIn #FreddyVsJason #MutantFam #FearFest

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 22d

Man, I remember playing BoogerMan on Sega Genesis... It would've been rad to see him in Freddy's nostril. #TheLastDriveIn #Sega #MutantFam #FearFest #FreddyVsJason

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 22d

I LOVE the ending to A Nightmare on Elm Street. That ending is certainly memorable and sticks to its supernatural nature while standing out to other Halloween-esque takes of the time. It's part Salvador Dalí & revived the slipping Slasher. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #FearFest

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 27d

Reminder that Joe Pantoliano evolves from this to hot tubbin' with Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon.
#TheLastDriveIn #Mutantfam #TheFinalTerror

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 28d

#VHSHalloween puts the udder in #Shudder
#VHS #MutantFam

TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 28d

Watching #VHSHalloween on #Shudder. Those with a lactation fetish will be pleased.
#VHS

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 28d

Watching #VHSHalloween on #Shudder. Those with a lactation fetish will be pleased.
#VHS

TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 29d

Too bad Brody wasn't wearing his Abolish ICE shirt while in picture-in-picture, ala Nick Gage's Domino's Pizza party.

HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 29d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · 29d

Seriously. Nothing like airing recruitment ads for the new American gestapo for these dark dystopian times....

*shartnoise*

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · Sep 6

#TheLastDriveIn
#Mutantfam
#TheChurch
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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · Sep 6

Giovanni Lombardo Radice! Man is in everyyythinggg (Italian)

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · Sep 6

Tip the dead! @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
#TheLastDriveIn #Mutantfam

(We're gonna be fine, I've heard only $2-bills exist in the afterlife)

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · Sep 6

Fastest I've ever seen police arrive before the pizza. #TheLastDriveIn #TheChurch #MutantFam #HellNight @themutantfam.bsky.social

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TL Carpenter @carpentertl.bsky.social · Sep 6

#Nunsploitation night for #TheLastDrivein would be absolutely ACE! 3 picks in the hat, & some of the best of the genre, would be Satánico Pandemonium, The Other Hell, & Killer Nun.

If the high sheriffs at #Shudder say no, we'll be having nun of that.
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social #MutantFam

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