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I wander about New England's mountains. Sometimes I write about it. Punk rock and endurance sports might have saved my life
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I wouldn't be surprised

if at the next Oval Office presser RFK Jr & Dr. Oz gleeful announce that the regime is reviving the feudal English right of Prima Nocta, just to bump up that "population percentage"
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Lifestyles of the Rich and Tasteless?
"but that shit ain't the truth, the truth is you are the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrZ8...
Ending Last Scene - Pulp Fiction (1994) - Movie Clip HD Scene
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Feels quaint, almost cliché, to say this about a Trump action, but just for the record:

This is all illegal, the President can't simply disregard the laws passed and agencies created by Congress, and both Vought & Trump would be impeached if the Constitution or the rule of law mattered to the GOP.
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An emotional minute as the word Democracy melts away in front of the US Capitol Building.
I know,

I shouldn't have scrolled down through the comments because of course someone posted a picture of this ..... item
a close up of a man 's face making a funny face
ALT: a close up of a man 's face making a funny face
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Well who knew?

I did not have "reinvent the merkin" on my fast fashion horrors Bingo card
Dear Dog,

is Mel hitting the sauce again?
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
I recall an investment wholesaler I met at business lunch, classic big Boston Irish democrat, complaining bitterly when Presley won the primary

Because the district would lose “all its clout in Congress” he said.

I thought to myself that’s not your real problem with her guy
You (we) need video of that moment playing on loop on CNN and every legacy TV news outlet ASAP
honest question,

what is the quality of LLM produced slop going to be when it's mostly just regurgitating it's own slop?

(how much worse can it be? stay tuned to find out soon)
or....

historical fiction circa 1960.
yes,

BMW clearly understands and has implemented 21st century enshitification.

Promise your customers a great product, deliver a lesser product and charge them a monthly fee for it's basic use.
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"Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom."
www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-hu...
honestly,

if you're the kind of guy that buys a new B-mer (and likely Armani suits at retail price)

you deserve the monthly fee for heated seats.

Cold? zip up your under utilized Patagonia vest or throw on your Burberry scarf
in our brave new world of constant disinformation

one must have the skills of an expert media critic and a graduate level researcher just to stay somewhat sane.

Even those with said skills are having difficulty keeping up.
I actually applaud the editors act of resistance,

sure the story was going to run regardless.

But let's make the photo just off enough that every time Donnie looks at the Time cover he's coveted his whole life and so will hang on the walls of all his resorts,

He cringes inside.
for all the commentary on how that cover was a Leni Riefenstahl hommage,

I realized that it would perturb Chetolini.

both for his lack of hair and the blooming neck waddles coming up from his shirt.

He is as vain as he is corrupt to the core.
time to press some suits, polish my oxfords, dust off the bowties,

and make my bespoke tailor great grandfather proud in the great beyond again.

Would that other American men would join me, but I know better that to expect that
I'm ambivalent about hats,

But I keep waiting for the pendulum to swing back from overly casual dress all the time & everywhere,

I started going 100% business casual at the office during the lockdown, and now I hate that I mostly still do.

Fortunately I just got a new batch of dress shirts, so...