Carl Cecere
@carlcecere.bsky.social
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I can’t imagine it was that tricky just make a deal with the devil to be able to breathe life into clay or something.
carlcecere.bsky.social
If you like where you’re at in life, you don’t have to seek status based on pigment.
carlcecere.bsky.social
pwn you can’t do that.
carlcecere.bsky.social
You lost me at the solution to this problem being ...

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more Chaucer.
carlcecere.bsky.social
I thought we were gonna be friends Meredith.
carlcecere.bsky.social
The internet's cookies are an ongoing insult to cookies.
carlcecere.bsky.social
They disapproved when we called them weird. But that’s way better than assuming they were so all-in on the plan of fomenting violence through the national guard invasions that they have no other script for when the violence didn’t happen.
carlcecere.bsky.social
Dude that is outstanding. That tail looks alive.
carlcecere.bsky.social
It’s the very worst of Dunder Mifflin middling mismanagement to couple your mandate that everyone watch the speech with a mandate that no one shall make fun of the speech.
carlcecere.bsky.social
Sounds like a recipe for dirty work and not properly appreciating the cookies to me.
carlcecere.bsky.social
Finding such gold in the replies is so rare.
carlcecere.bsky.social
Also holy hell read the draft of the charge people.
carlcecere.bsky.social
Also cookies it’s a world of temptation
carlcecere.bsky.social
I deeply heart the pills but she misses me with the baseball love. I just don’t get baseball. I didnt get baseball when I played baseball.
carlcecere.bsky.social
This joke needs more attention than it’s getting.
carlcecere.bsky.social
The “do not mock the speech” directive really raises a lot of questions that are answered by the “do not mock the speech” directive.
premthakker.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
carlcecere.bsky.social
BlueSky is too intense. The only relief I get from the constant stream of crises is @evanbernick.bsky.social’s floof/baby pics and @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social’s food/athletics adventurism.
carlcecere.bsky.social
I for one am relieved that we fixed mental health.
carlcecere.bsky.social
Anatomical logistics make this a hard no for me.
carlcecere.bsky.social
If you’re gonna have a monarch, an absent one is the way to go.
carlcecere.bsky.social
A dumb accessory to put on an ass is hilarious.
carlcecere.bsky.social
Wow there’s a lot going on here. Not really sure whether they’re implying that “asshat” exists by mere alphabetic similarity to “asshead.” And I’m resistant to that notion.
carlcecere.bsky.social
Is the insult that you are the type of person who wears hats that resembles asses? Seems weird.

Are you the type of person who wears an ass like a hat? Seems not an insult.
carlcecere.bsky.social
Yeah okay so what is an “asshat?”

I get that the hat is an intensifier. An asshat seems worse than a regular ass.

But is it also somewhat descriptive? If so, how? Is the insult that you are compared to a hat that resembles a donkey? A hat that resembles a butt?
carlcecere.bsky.social
Bears are the most egalitarian of animals. They’re not smug.