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@carl.bsky.social

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A stupid little idiot with a heart of g̶o̶l̶d̶ worms! Physical manifestation of swamp gas! Top UFO expert! Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Uncomfortably weird! Possibly Canadian? Drawing silly little pictures! 🛸 https://mastodon.social/@cvo

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · Nov 28

A bluesky intro I drew

Hi Bluesky! My name is Carl and I've been here since the beginning of time!

Picture of me on a sidewalk holding alien brochures and yelling "It's a public sidewalk! go ahead and call the rcmp!"

I'm the woman you see yelling about ufos outside of the dollar store

I'm also wearing a powerful jackoff amulet

Next is a picture of my three cats, william, bernice, and randall

My toque is a cia informant

I am runing on the beach with a saxophone tooting at a kildeer or whatever they're called and a crab

I like smooth jazz and long walks on the beach

Just kidding! (about which part though)

SOme people say that I'm annoying and never shut the hell up

me in a ufo "and they're right lol"

I have exophoria

I am not musical

picture of dead pigeon

I once saw a dead pigeon in the gutter that had a piece of corn where its head shouldabeen & I think about it a lot

His name was corn-head

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 5h

Crumby, Scuttles, Oak Street

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 5h

Was looking at the worst paid themes I've ever seen that could be purchased for $1199 lmfao noooooo

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 5h

Real estate CMS is somehow 472 times worse than the most bloated out WordPress install with a million widget plugin things HOW?

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 14h

And bleeding cowboys 😞

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

This is a joke please don't add me to unsavory lists

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

I'd ask chatgpt but it just tells me to kill myself over and over in random fancy fonts

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

I might take you up on this after sobbing for 4 hours tomorrow evening!

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you! I'm scared!

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

Took a job tomorrow where I'm revamping a real estate website and have to figure out how to inject a scrolling bar thing that pulls MLS pages w/ images under a specific agent only and I CANNOT WAIT for my brain to pop outta my skull over this one!