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misspelled rants and an armada's worth of swears ... glueing stuff together and drawing with markers www.cardboardspectacle.com
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 48m
Honestly I think most Governors and a lot of other elections would move to "off years" ... make it so there aren't any "off year elections" at all ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 4h
Ok then just do big discounts for everyone then ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 4h
Hey, did we ever figure out who was behind all the election day bomb threats last year in Georgia?
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 5h
up until 2016 Dick was the guy i hoped my dad would outlive ... now i just need Donny to go, asap!
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 5h
true ... and sounds like the name of a small studio rogue-like with great art that i'd want to play ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 5h
ok Grim ...you're getting closer but you know there is one guy we need you to reap and you need to do it soon ...
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 6h
He should have died in The Hague.
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 6h
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
A photo of Dick Cheney
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 5h
holy shit ... i didn't think he was capable of dying!
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 15h
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.

we’ll all subscribe en masse
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 15h
"nice isn't what we need in a mayor" certainly is a slogan for Andy ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 16h
someone needs to keep an eye out for when these demolition contractors try and quietly relaunch with new names ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 16h
is Mike Johnson the only person who knows less than John Snow?
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 16h
if you throw a Subway sandwich from far enough it becomes a cluster munition ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19h
"Speaker Johnson, you never seem to know what the leader of your party is doing ... are you spending too much time jerking off?"
the winner of the next Pulitzer
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19h
wouldn't he be glad to get the people who move out of NYC if Mamdani wins ... they are either stupid-rich or super racist ... and isn't that Abbot's ideal voter?
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 1d
Even if all those million people actually do move out of NYC because they are idiots scared of Mamdani ... How many more people are interested in (and able to!) moving to NYC when he wins?
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 1d
you gotta be fucking kidding me NPR ... Andy sucked, was a shitty governor, and resigned in disgrace ...
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 2d
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 2d
watching a sport you don’t really care about kind of rules. i’m just clapping for good plays and shit.
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 2d
what was the longest total play time World Series?
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 2d
jesus fucking christ are you kidding me ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 2d
i can not wait till these campaign ads finally stop!
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 2d
ok i think i should move the rest of my evening over to the alt ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 2d
hell ... she's worked with Meryl Streep's ex-husband for longer than she's been working on the Oscar ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 2d
because of her job my mom is herself only one "hop" away from everyone who's won an Oscar in the last decade or so ...
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