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Honestly I think most Governors and a lot of other elections would move to "off years" ... make it so there aren't any "off year elections" at all ...
Ok then just do big discounts for everyone then ...
Hey, did we ever figure out who was behind all the election day bomb threats last year in Georgia?
up until 2016 Dick was the guy i hoped my dad would outlive ... now i just need Donny to go, asap!
true ... and sounds like the name of a small studio rogue-like with great art that i'd want to play ...
ok Grim ...you're getting closer but you know there is one guy we need you to reap and you need to do it soon ...
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He should have died in The Hague.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
holy shit ... i didn't think he was capable of dying!
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hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.

we’ll all subscribe en masse
"nice isn't what we need in a mayor" certainly is a slogan for Andy ...
someone needs to keep an eye out for when these demolition contractors try and quietly relaunch with new names ...
is Mike Johnson the only person who knows less than John Snow?
if you throw a Subway sandwich from far enough it becomes a cluster munition ...
"Speaker Johnson, you never seem to know what the leader of your party is doing ... are you spending too much time jerking off?"
the winner of the next Pulitzer
wouldn't he be glad to get the people who move out of NYC if Mamdani wins ... they are either stupid-rich or super racist ... and isn't that Abbot's ideal voter?
Even if all those million people actually do move out of NYC because they are idiots scared of Mamdani ... How many more people are interested in (and able to!) moving to NYC when he wins?
you gotta be fucking kidding me NPR ... Andy sucked, was a shitty governor, and resigned in disgrace ...
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
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watching a sport you don’t really care about kind of rules. i’m just clapping for good plays and shit.
what was the longest total play time World Series?
jesus fucking christ are you kidding me ...
i can not wait till these campaign ads finally stop!
ok i think i should move the rest of my evening over to the alt ...
hell ... she's worked with Meryl Streep's ex-husband for longer than she's been working on the Oscar ...
because of her job my mom is herself only one "hop" away from everyone who's won an Oscar in the last decade or so ...