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Trying this out. Likes teams in red. Mostly Arsenal, low brow television and Simpsons memes.

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M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 48m

Have we considered scoring a goal?

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 1h

It’s just poor analysis, like “big name men’s team =/= big name women’s team”

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 1d

People are just too comfortable playing noise out of their phones in public!

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 1d

Appreciated once being at the theatre ordering a paloma and the bartender looking at me and my friend and kindly saying “just so you know, the cocktails are £19 each.” I’ve never said “beer? Beer” so quickly.

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 1d

Has there ever been more of a lie than the “stay logged in” button on Microsoft?

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve lost nearly three stone in the last year and according to a BMI calculator I should lose another three stone to be in the “healthy” category. It’s absolutely wild. I can accept that I needed to lose the first chunk but not entirely clear where the second chunk would come from…

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 1d

The insufferable England band.

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 1d

Eze!

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 2d

x.com/BBCMOTD/stat... this is just so funny, he took that 6 and just flipped it to be a 9.

Match of the Day on X: "⚽ v Bulgaria ⚽⚽⚽ v Turkey ⚽ v Bulgaria Mikel Merino is Spain's leading goalscorer in the World Cup Qualifiers with five goals 🇪🇸 https://t.co/Sk4pg5yiSB" / X

⚽ v Bulgaria ⚽⚽⚽ v Turkey ⚽ v Bulgaria Mikel Merino is Spain's leading goalscorer in the World Cup Qualifiers with five goals 🇪🇸 https://t.co/Sk4pg5yiSB

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, I definitely knew it didn’t mean this too (you learn something new every day…)

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 2d

Open the schools!

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 2d

I’m surprised people were surprised she would get a call up! With injuries and the minutes she’s getting, it would feel more surprising if she hadn’t. Very pleased for her!

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 2d

“60% of parents don’t think it’s important that their child is toilet-trained by school age” that’s absolutely mental! Don’t have children if you think this!

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 2d

The DfE internal polling on school preparedness has just depressed me no end. Having a child is hard! You still need to do the hard things to get them to where they need to be!

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 2d

I completely missed Hinds in all of this!!!

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 2d

Katie Reid senior call-up 🥲

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Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 2d

YA shouldn’t exist as a separate category—it infantilizes teenagers who can/should just read regular books for adults. And don’t get me started on adults reading YA…

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 3d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 3d

Got bad sciatica so taking naproxen and now also have a bad stomach ache due to taking naproxen 🫠

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 3d

WHAT this is a disgrace

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah I’ve had a big shift (maybe since I started working in education lol) about the need to build knowledge so people have the skills rather than “teach specific thing.” And also that the school should not be the every-parent. Your mum and dad should teach you about many things!

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 3d

I used to be a “yeah they should put financial education on the curriculum” person and then someone very reasonably pointed out things like “who will be teaching it?” and it changed my mind.

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 3d

Sort of lowkey doing this already by attempting to go to every city in the UK. Some of them really should not be cities…

Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 4d

What policy themed visitor trail would you do upon retirement? I would pilgrimage to visit the 100 Rishi Sunak outdoor chess sets around the country. I genuinely think it would be one of those fun random things that would take me to places I’d never otherwise go to

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 3d

Same with Wayne Couzens. Indecent exposure is absolutely a gateway to more violent crimes (similar to correlations between domestic violence and terrorism).

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 4d

Three points, clean sheet.

M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 4d

You mean you don’t spend half a game squinting? Game is so gone.