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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 44m

Aaaaaannnnddd... the "Peace president" starts another GOP criminal war of choice.

He's going to re-start the military draft, too.

And sell out Ukraine. And Palestine.

captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 57m

I'd go with Bezos' greed and narcissism are killing the Post.

The oligarchs need to get out and meet real people for a while. The parasite grifters and thugs they associate with are rotting their brains.

captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 1h

Oddly, we could pay for SNAP for the next six months. Except we gave all the money for it to Argentina.

For the GOP, bailing out billionaires who made a bad bet with taxpayer money is more important than feeding starving Americans.

GOP: 100% Nazi, 100% Evil, 100% Scum.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 1h

First, no he didn't.

Second, undocumented immigrants commit far fewer crimes than racist right-wing native born Nazi-loving terrorists.

We need to deport the scumbag Nazis and keep the hard-working immigrants.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 1h

100% Nazi.

Remember when conservatives were OPPOSED to "Papers Please" Nazi laws?

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 3h

And speed limits are a destructive to freedom! Also, lanes painted on highways will be removed. And no more Stop signs or traffic lights!

FREEDUMB!

captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 3h

Yes, that's it. The vast majority of Hamas terrorists are Democratic suburban soccer moms.

These scumbag grifters will say anything to destroy America.

captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 3h

Oh, look, another republican destroying the economy LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 3h

Talking like a real Ignoble Piece Price winner.

I'll never forget Gandhi, who said, "Do as I say or I'll fucking kill you!"

Such words of peace echo through everything Trump says and does.

captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 3h

What part of: "Every time we let the republicans give a huge tax break to the rich we have a recession" do you fail to understand?

The rich are rich, they don't need welfare, tax breaks, or special treatment.

It's the poor who need the most help.

Who said that? Jehoo? Jeezoose? Someone like that.

captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 6h

Wow. I had no idea that meme was started ten years ago.

One of the most neatly written ideas of this century.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 6h

He's not opening the government because Trump has the key to the entire US treasury and zero opposition that might stop him from stealing every penny.

Remember who we're dealing with.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 7h

Snowball fight in Hades! Woooooooooo-hoooooooooo!

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 7h

Criminal terrorist thugs empowered by a senile psychopath to carry out the racist dreams of a fucking Nazi.

Our nation hangs its head in shame and weeps in our disgrace.

captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 10h

Now we are assuming kids will never need to compose a basic sentence so we are "teaching" them to use AI to do their writing for them. Which means doing their thinking for them.

Soon enough, 90% of humanity will return to operational illiteracy and innumeracy. Just as our Lords and Masters desire.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 10h

We have accepted everyone "keyboards" now, so students are barely taught to hand write anything, and certainly haven't a clue what script is. We have assumed everyone has access to computers to do their math, so we've mostly reverted to teaching kids "math tricks" instead of functional math.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 10h

Wonderful that Hammer, known for delightfully cheesy horror movies, actually made a somewhat serious film starring Angela Lansbury, Elliot Gould, Cybil Shepherd, and Herbert Lom.

Sadly, this film was mostly their swan song as it got quite unjustly savaged in theaters.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 10h

Witches had a moral duty to release their stolen penises into the wild to let them run free as God intended.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 10h

You are all missing the point. Mike Johnson has not initiated a shut down. He has dissolved Congress and has no plans on ever seating it again.

Claiming he will only restart the government if Democrats capitulate utterly as a rubber stamp for the GOP is the same as saying Congress no longer exists.

captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 10h

Journos: Nobody told us doing puff pieces about Donald Trump because he was so much more fun than Harris would lead to a fascist dictatorship that would fuck up our jobs.

Everyone who told them that: We literally told you this would happen.

Journos: Hey! We're the ones who do the news, not you.

captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 10h

Mike Johnson has dissolved Congress and has no intention of ever seating it again.

There is no Constitutional path in this country.

captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 11h

The oligarchy is stripping the world of value and, very soon, all the money in the world will have no useful value. When it costs $100,000 to buy lunch, a trillion dollar fortune is meaningless.

The greed heads are eating their own feet and calling themselves geniuses for doing it.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 11h

Just in time for Trump to so damage the dollar it collapses into free fall. The dollar will not be the world reserve currency for much longer as Trump trashes our nation's reliability and security every second of every day.

Soon, the dollar will be as secure as the Italian Lira after WWII.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 13h

"Congress" is too busy protecting pedophiles and abdicating its Constitutionally-mandated responsibilities.

It's pretty clear Mike Johnson plans on never seating Congress ever again.

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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 13h

Because Trump has zero functional education, thinks "aluminum" means we're injecting children with soda cans, and installed an insane jackass to lead the healthcare system.

Aluminum salts are used as adjuvants to boost immune response to vaccines, and have been used in vaccines for decades.

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