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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

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Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46 Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · Oct 19

Intro post:
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 3h

Last place in the superhero oath contest

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 8h

mf said neighbothood

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 9h

It’s north of Hegewisch - Apple & Google Maps both have it, but it’s definitely a specific neighbothood name not a general “east side of Chicago”

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 9h

Hear me out: taco masala

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 9h

I always heard that called the southeast side, around the south end of the lake heading into Northwest Indiana

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 11h

What’s worse are the undeclared thumb wars

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 11h

(voiceover slowly counts to four)

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 13h

Pre Zen

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 13h

But without them prison hugs are pointless

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 13h

it’s for YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 13h

[flashlight under chin, whispers:]

Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

With the serif font on the wrong one

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Wait Turner Classic is supposed to be *old* movies

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Evergreen

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Did you lose it

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

You look like you could use a hippo blep

A pygmy hippo lying at the corner of a concrete cliff and fake bamboo fence at tye Louisville Zoo, sticking its tongue out at you

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

He’d never need a colonoscopy

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Yeah this is gonna chase you down the hallway in slow motion

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

A fancy dressing party

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Tron: Ares Nutz

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 2d

Caught in forbidden love

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 2d

Inexcusable that the New Republic just forgot they had the fastest ship in the galaxy and didn’t reverse engineer the special mods and apply them to all their ships

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 2d

👏 👏 👏👏👏

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 2d

Brainwashing!

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 2d

very specific action hero