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Captain C'vahn

@capncvahn.bsky.social

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Grade A catboi beef 💪 He/Him | Bi | Top/Vers | Limsan Privateer 🔞N/SFW🔞 DMs open, collab/RP with mutuals Carrd: https://theroughseas.carrd.co Lore posts: #VahnLore Consent is sexy~

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 7m

He forgor

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👻detnuaH si tiBtsorF👻 @frostedbiticles.bsky.social · 57m

Swim Race

w/ @capncvahn.bsky.social

#Miqote | #Elezen | #NSFWGPOSE | #GPOSEComic

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 4h

Oh, I love veggies. My brothers didn't. 😹

Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 4h

We couldn't afford that 😅

Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 4h

How else are you gonna get five boys to eat veggies?

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 5h

I WAS A POOR KID, OKAY? GOSH

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 5h

Kraft mac and cheese with peas and hot dog slices. Don't judge me.

Anne Mo 😷 @toughestfrail.com · 21h

What's your favorite low effort meal?

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👻detnuaH si tiBtsorF👻 @frostedbiticles.bsky.social · 5h

WAIT, IT IS!?

primal urge to just #animation

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 5h

HE'S STILL SO PRETTY

Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 5h

Instructions unclear, tentacles everywhere.

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 7h

writing tip: trim your word count by reducing entire chapters to a single mysterious glyph

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah, I found that out a couple years ago and I'm just like... ope...

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 6h

HE SO PRETTY THO

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 9h

#Hrothtober Day 15: Fragment

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 14h

plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn

ALT: plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 14h

HECKIN CUTIES THE LOT OF YOU 😻

Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 14h

Hide yo pumpkins

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

Itadakimasu 🙏

Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

I guess so 😌

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Definitely Not Elzi's Alt @definitelynotelzii.bsky.social · 1d

"Hey there, short stuff. Anyone ever say you look like a snack?"
Thanks @capncvahn.bsky.social for letting me entertain this idea

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

Beef tacos 💙

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

Me: Posts a nekkid shower picture
modbot: EXPLICIT!! MUST HIDE IT!!
Me: posts a raunchy aggressive lewd pose
modbot: I dunno, suggestive I guess?

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

#Hrothtober Day 14: Arena

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

I feel this in my soul

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Noh'a @nohanelhah.bsky.social · 1d

i couldnt get this out of my brain when MHW crossover was announced

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cozy milly 🥀 @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 1d

life's too short #millysillies

Biblo Baggins "after all, why shouldn't i keep it" meme except it says:

After all, why not?

Why shouldn't I make despicably horny shit which appeals to me?

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