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Born on Cape Cod! Grew up with the Bs, Sox, Celts & Pats! Was Cape Cod Tweetah on Twitter. #FirstCupOfCoffeeFirstTuneOfTheDay #SquirrelvilleCafe #FuckityBye! 🚫DON’T DM ME, PLEASE! BTW…TRUMP IS A PIG.🐖
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 10h
You just gave me a great idea for a pic!!!
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 10h
Future school kids:

“Government?!? What’s that mean?!?”
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 10h
George, I’m a fan. I truly enjoy reading your posts, always have.

But…

I’m sorry, I can’t get past the wife.

She sold her soul.

Pretty sure there’s no “buy backs”
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 10h
Cue porn music….
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 10h
Best. Analogy. Ever.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 10h
That’s pretty bold, thinking he has a brain.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 10h
“Dude, is that…hair gel?!?”
I knew I shouldn’t have given my old 90s hair gel to the squirrels.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 10h
We’re a global joke.

Boom.

End of story.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
Government’s still closed, but let’s tickle Trump’s little nutsack instead of trying to do what our own actual jobs entail.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 11h
Cant believe this is what they are focusing on, when they aren’t even able to keep the government open.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
No. You aren’t.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
“Inept” comes easily to uneducated, five-deferment draft dodgers.

…or so I’ve heard.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
See?!? Neck vaginas DO cum in handy!!
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
Seriously, there is not one single person qualified to do the jobs they’ve been given.

We’re f@cked.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
Well said, GF!
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
I agree. It’s like they think “everyone believes the story, let’s roll with it.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
Yep.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
I’m betting a large part of Hiccups Hegseth’s training involved kegs & shots.

…and I’m not talkin’ rifle shots.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
Clearly the leader of the Royal Marines is on a much higher plateau than Pete Chugseth.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
a woman is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a tea bag .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a tea bag .
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
The one with the big boobs.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
Maybe you should post this on MySpace.
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
“Party of Five”.

#SquirrelvilleCafe
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 11h
“The Four Squirrelsmen”
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 12h
Thanks Kid, just spit out some coffee on my desk!

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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✍𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖉 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖍 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 12h
ABSOLUTELY!!