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spoopyjazz🌹🎃

@cannedjazz.bsky.social

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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · Mar 26

How lonely are you willing to be in your beliefs?
How much general indifference can you tolerate?
Are you willing to take personal risks when there’s no tangible idea of what a good future would even look like at this point?

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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 6h

Dude dunking himself the way he’s crashing out.

spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 6h

My pants fitted better after that.

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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 6h

Had to hold a series of farts in during a haircut today and I could feel them all popping inside. When I finally got back to my car I swear I lifted off the seat a little.

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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 6h

In more ways than one

Squidward’s tentacles holding a parchment reading “You’re a 10”

spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 6h

Take this!

a large amount of water is being released from a dam

ALT: a large amount of water is being released from a dam

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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 6h

Miss you too, friend.

spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 6h

Où est Madame la Guillotine?

spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 7h

J’en ai assez de ce carcan qui m’enferme dans la banalité. Je n’en peux prendre.

spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 15h

You make yourself an amazing Alice! How precious of that little kid.

spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 1d

Jfc I stg

Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog with the caption “That’s it! I’m gettin’ me mallet.”

spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 1d

Yeesh…

spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 1d

What a fucking loser

spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 1d

Small-dick energy like wtf are you doing with your thirties, bro

svart flagg @svartflagg.bsky.social · 1d

Last night In Athens, GA, a 33 year old named Kenneth Leland Morgan was arrested for aggravated assault after dressing like a Nazi and hitting a glass over a woman's face at a bar people were forcing him out of. The only people who want to dress like Nazis for Halloween are Nazis.