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NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 20

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NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 19

Numbuh 5 got him a basic casket, pine wood box. Real small. They didn't have any kid caskets so Numbuh 5 was offered one for a dog.

[Nodding, licking lips and rubbing her hands together.]

Oooohooohoo... this is gonna be one awesome funeral, baby!

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙀𝙎. @numbuh-2.bsky.social · Mar 19

You’re always one step ahead, I like it. Poor guy… I’ll give the eulogy.

But not a long one, ‘cause Numbuh 89 will probably make the snacks.

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 19

Numbuh 5 already ordered the flowers. She picked somethin' orange. Oh, and also found an embarrassing photo for the funeral portrait.

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 19

Numbuh 5 already ordered the flowers. She picked somethin' orange. Oh, and also found an embarrassing photo for the funeral portrait.

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙀𝙎. @numbuh-2.bsky.social · Mar 19

Hey, @candycrusades.bsky.social

Think we should start planning the funeral?

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 15

Since when do we take new recruits?

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 2

Finally! Numbuh 5 was WAITIN' for some action!

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 1

[. . . Bribe? Taken. She snags the box and goblin modes her way to the couch.]

THANK YOU. JEEZ.

NUMBUH 4! @brawl-stralian.bsky.social · Mar 1

[Approaching, handing Abigail one entire box of mochi.]

Lay off 'im, lay off 'im, here. Have a whole unopened box.

[BRIBERY!?]

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙀𝙎. @numbuh-2.bsky.social · Mar 1

Waaaaah, I haven’t even eaten any of it yet! You can’t attack me when I haven’t committed the crime!

[ Yelps! He’s back into a corner! ]

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 1

NO! ! ! You made your choice!

[Chasing him in circles, her game face on, as in, she looks SERIOUS.]

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙀𝙎. @numbuh-2.bsky.social · Mar 1

[ Regretting his choices an rUNNING AWAY AS FAST AS HE CAN. ]

AHHHHH, I WAS JOKING!

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 1

Oooooh, Numbuh 2, you should not have done that.

[RUNNING AT HIM FULL SPEED.]

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 1

Oooooh, Numbuh 2, you should not have done that.

[RUNNING AT HIM FULL SPEED.]

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙀𝙎. @numbuh-2.bsky.social · Mar 1

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 1

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NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 1

THERE BETTER BE GOOD FLAVORS LEFT INSIDE THE BOX BY THE TIME NUMBUH 5 GETS THERE OR THERE WILL BE HECK T'PAY, BABY!

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Mar 1

Y'ALL BROUGHT HOME SWEETS AN' DIDN'T TELL ME!?

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 28

[Drinking her soda as Numbuh 362 speaks. SPITS IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR.]

/WHAT/?!

𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙀 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍! @numbuh-362.bsky.social · Feb 28

Uh… Inspection! Routine visit. Anyway, nevermind about me—.

You hear what’s happened? Two Fathers. AND a Mother.

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 28

Stars-dangit. Numbuh 362, what are YOU doin' here, girl????

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 28

. . .

[Works for her.]

Aight. I guess maybe that is everythin' Numbuh 5 missed. Thanks for the recap, Numbuh 3!

┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ 𝙉𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘶𝘩 3 .ᐟ @numbuh-3.bsky.social · Feb 28

Hmm, no, I’m pretty sure!
Yeah, it’s been very quiet today!

[ Girl. ]

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 28

. . . Numbuh 5 doesn't think that's EVERYTHING, Numbuh 3.

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 28

Stars-dangit. Numbuh 362, what are YOU doin' here, girl????

𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙀 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍! @numbuh-362.bsky.social · Feb 28

[ For legal reasons, it’s juice. ]

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 28

. . . Numbuh 5 doesn't think that's EVERYTHING, Numbuh 3.

┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ 𝙉𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘶𝘩 3 .ᐟ @numbuh-3.bsky.social · Feb 28

Wally got beat up by Numbuh 89 again.

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 28

[Walks out of her bedroom. She's been playing Persona 3 Reloaded all day.]

Y'all. . . WHAT did Numbuh 5 miss?

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 28

[Walks out of her bedroom. She's been playing Persona 3 Reloaded all day.]

Y'all. . . WHAT did Numbuh 5 miss?

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 27

[Totally out of this race, so to speak. Playing Super Smash Brothers in the living room.]

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 27

You know it, baby!

[SHAKING HOAGIE'S HAND.]

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙀𝙎. @numbuh-2.bsky.social · Feb 27

Numbuh Two 🤝 Numbuh Five

Laughing at Numbuh Four’s expense.

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 27

[Wiping tears from her eyes, she cracks open a soda and wheezes out a sigh.]

Numbuh 5's never seen such a quick strike of karmatic justice! Hehehe...

NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 27

[WATCHING GRETCHEN BODY WALLY WITH ONE MOVE AND LOSING HER MIND LAUGHING???]

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┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ 𝙉𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘶𝘩 3 .ᐟ @numbuh-3.bsky.social · Feb 26

𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 . . . ▋
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𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝: 𝚔𝚞𝚔𝚒 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚋𝚊𝚗
▪ 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚑 𝟹 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚟 ▪

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𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙀𝙎. @numbuh-2.bsky.social · Feb 21

𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 . . . ▋
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𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝: 𝚑𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑 “𝚑𝚘𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚎”
𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝚓𝚛.
▪ 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚑 𝟸 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚟 ▪

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NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 20

Numbuh 5 doesn't like what she's feelin' from the Delightful Children 'n Father all the way over there. . .

The vibes are absolutely NASTY!

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𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙀 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍! @numbuh-362.bsky.social · Feb 19

𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 . . . ▋
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𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝: 𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚕 𝚝. 𝚖𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚣𝚒𝚎
▪ 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚍 ▪

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C̶o̶n̶s̶t̶a̶n̶c̶e̶. @numbuh-0-5.bsky.social · Feb 11

“sʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙀 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙍,
⠀⠀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎.

sʜᴇ ᴡᴀsɴ’ᴛ 𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙉 sᴛʀᴏɴɢ,
⠀⠀⠀ sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 sᴛʀᴏɴɢ“

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝙆𝙉𝘿.
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ sᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴢ
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴜʜ 0.5

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀♡ & ⟳

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NUMBUH 5! @candycrusades.bsky.social · Feb 20

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