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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 1h

They did! For a long time too if I remember correctly

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 2h

(I know they only wrote it like that bc that was how people saw AOS Kirk back then for whatever fucking reason. Now it's goddamn embarrassing to read stuff with that characterization but back in the day everyone was doing it)

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 2h

I skimmed a pinto fic the other day & it was from like 2011 so you already know it's bad & it was clearly written by like a 16 year old who has never had sex before but they wrote it where Chris Pine was the slutty subby bottom but baybees I think Quinto is the slut actually

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 2h

I think my favorite Quinto fact that I know but can't verify probably is that the reason he & Jonathan Groff broke up is cause Groff wanted to be monogamous but Quinto wanted an open relationship & I think about that delicious slut /pos vibes every day

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 2h

You ever think about Zachary Quinto too hard & just keep making this face 🥹

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 2h

Good on ya tbh. Also tell Tuvok I say hi & also tell him that he's a cutie patootie

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 2h

The grip that Quinto has on my soul is, quite frankly, embarrassing as all shit

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 2h

"where the fuck is that skeleton of a man"

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 2h

That would be my gay panic Spock gossip fic!! I'm of the opinion that it's extremely in character & it's funny as shit & it's sexy wexy & it's my favorite of my fics!

archiveofourown.org/works/58331317

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 2h

OH MY GOD

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 2h

YES YES YES THE CUCKING!! I think Spock LOVES to be cucked ngl

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 5h

Yea like for me if Spock was gonna be jealous, it would be in a sad, wistful, yearning kind of way. He wouldn't get angry & defensive with possessiveness. Kirk on the other hand? He'd get all sorts of ~weird~

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 6h

Also like possessiveness implies a big lack of trust & if there's one thing I know about Spock it's that he implicitly trusts Kirk like nothing else. He is DEVOTED to that man. He trusts him even when he shouldn't

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 7h

Different strokes for different folks but one thing I do wish fandom had never invented is possessive Spock. It makes him creepy as hell to me & not in a fun creepy way but a bad creepy way & also it makes him completely incompatible with Mr Flirt himself Captain James T Kirk

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 6h

Spock is a rebel & a wild card! He's just also autistic! Bones & Kirk are anal as hell

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 6h

🤝🤝🤝

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 7h

Different strokes for different folks but one thing I do wish fandom had never invented is possessive Spock. It makes him creepy as hell to me & not in a fun creepy way but a bad creepy way & also it makes him completely incompatible with Mr Flirt himself Captain James T Kirk

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 7h

Cunt troll

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 8h

I think someone should edit whenever Spock says "control" so that he says "cunt" instead

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 8h

WAHOOO

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 9h

Happy for ya but man I am not a swift girlie even a little bit. I don't want to know anything about her man's wiener lmaoooo

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 16h

Freaky mind sex time yet again

archiveofourown.org/works/720312...

Chapter 3 of "Viscera", the title of which is "Conception" and the summary reads "y'all mind if I just... *smashed your brain against mine repeatedly in until you cum so hard you throw up*"

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✨Purple💜Enma✨ 🔞 @purpleenma.bsky.social · 22h

I have the great pleasure to present you:
✨ A Purple Enma x Grem collaboration ✨
@realgremlintime.bsky.social took my sketch of Reform Era Spock and did absolute magic with it 💜✨
#StarTrek #ArtCollab
#Spock #VulcanLore

Digital illustration, with base sketch by Purple Enma (yours truly) and color and rendering by Grem (@realgremlintime), depicting a bust illustration of Spock from Star Trek The Original Series. He's framed by a red background decorated with several floral and vegetable shapes surrounding him, with a simple geometric composition orbiting around a halo behind him. He has his left hand raised in the ta'al or Vulcan salute, with his other hand posed below it in the same gesture. He's wearing the style that by my own headcanons became popular when Surak's Vulcan Reform took hold, features with a short bowlcut with shaved sides and a mullet braid in a style that's like a bridge between the ancient Vulcan tradition of long braided hair, and the known bowlcut we think of now for Vulcans who follow Surak's path of Logic. He's adorned with gems and jewels; big IDIC earrings, collar and several rings on his fingers, together with green nails, his signature indigo eyeshadow and green markings on his lower lip.

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 17h

IMMACULATE BIT OF TRIVIA

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 17h

I really do need to get some godzilla under my belt!!

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 18h

EXACTLY!! YOU GET IT

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