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Eli
@calmfulspider.bsky.social
110 followers 260 following 320 posts
Mid 20s software engineer Hiking, reading, magic the gathering, board games, dumb political posts. I got it all.
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True, corporate goth is wearing the same outfit you wore out to go to goth night 2 days ago to work except different shirts and no jewelry.
When work is kind of slow but you have to pretend to work
If you like both IPAs and APIs, we should be friends.
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The CEOs and oligarchs paying for Trump’s ballroom and construction projects are not doing it out of the kindness of their hearts.
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y’all I’m going to be real, the workers at the biggest music venues in DC are trying to unionize

we need IMP the parent company to recognize voluntarily

that won’t happen without noise

please, bluesky, do what u do best

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My phone sent me "last year today" and I realized how different the vibes were so recently.
Sometimes I'm in a trashy mood to try on items in the store over my current clothing- but usually I'm not and I will just leave.

The only benefit to in person shopping vs online is trying it on.
If a clothing store has no fitting rooms open, they should just close and not be open.
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i had a dream about Metroid but all of Samus’s powerups were in the form of poodle skirts
One of my coworkers has something at his desk that will occasionally start beeping. It's driving me insane.
The temptation to dye my hair red again vs the knowledge that I won't pass as well with dyed hair
Please! I don't want a bigger house bc it's more space to clean/take care of. However, finding 1500ish sqft houses is kind of hard.
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I’m gonna have to say “old money,” Richard
It's ridiculous. There's so many lots that are big enough they could put 2-3 houses on. Instead of doing that, they tear the small old houses from the 40-50s and put a mcmansion on it.
The link to the Richmond show doesn't work. Is it canceled?
Someone brought cake into work that I swear they had to have used the same recipe I use for the caramel frosting. But no one put a note so I can't ask.
I still wish more places did coffee ice cubes for iced drinks. I only know of two.
Im glad the batista warned me that their large iced lattes come with 4 shots of espresso. Most other places the large and the medium have the same amount they just do more milk.
I always want to make bluesky my primary social media, but for some reason I struggle to think of what to post here.
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no one knows more about crime in DC than people who have never been there