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Eli

@calmfulspider.bsky.social

110 followers 260 following 320 posts

Mid 20s software engineer Hiking, reading, magic the gathering, board games, dumb political posts. I got it all.

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Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · 1d

True, corporate goth is wearing the same outfit you wore out to go to goth night 2 days ago to work except different shirts and no jewelry.

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · 4d

When work is kind of slow but you have to pretend to work

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · 4d

If you like both IPAs and APIs, we should be friends.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 6d

The CEOs and oligarchs paying for Trump’s ballroom and construction projects are not doing it out of the kindness of their hearts.

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jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 7d

y’all I’m going to be real, the workers at the biggest music venues in DC are trying to unionize

we need IMP the parent company to recognize voluntarily

that won’t happen without noise

please, bluesky, do what u do best

@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻🚫👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 7d

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Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · 7d

Come watch my friend's twitch stream where I'm joining in on a multi-player

www.twitch.tv/xaqyzone?sr=a

XaqyzOne - Twitch

It's All Hammers and Watches, Come Say Hi

www.twitch.tv

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · 8d

My phone sent me "last year today" and I realized how different the vibes were so recently.

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · 8d

What TACO thing?

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Sep 26

Sometimes I'm in a trashy mood to try on items in the store over my current clothing- but usually I'm not and I will just leave.

The only benefit to in person shopping vs online is trying it on.

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Sep 26

If a clothing store has no fitting rooms open, they should just close and not be open.

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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · Sep 22

i had a dream about Metroid but all of Samus’s powerups were in the form of poodle skirts

doodle of samus aran in her power suit with a pink poodle skirt too

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Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Sep 22

One of my coworkers has something at his desk that will occasionally start beeping. It's driving me insane.

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Sep 22

The temptation to dye my hair red again vs the knowledge that I won't pass as well with dyed hair

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Sep 21

Please! I don't want a bigger house bc it's more space to clean/take care of. However, finding 1500ish sqft houses is kind of hard.

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · Sep 18

I’m gonna have to say “old money,” Richard

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Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Sep 18

It's ridiculous. There's so many lots that are big enough they could put 2-3 houses on. Instead of doing that, they tear the small old houses from the 40-50s and put a mcmansion on it.

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Sep 15

The link to the Richmond show doesn't work. Is it canceled?

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Aug 27

Someone brought cake into work that I swear they had to have used the same recipe I use for the caramel frosting. But no one put a note so I can't ask.

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Aug 27

Anyone want to play gartic phone? My friend is streaming it: www.twitch.tv/kouriryusei

KouriRyusei - Twitch

How do I doodle!?

www.twitch.tv

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Aug 23

I still wish more places did coffee ice cubes for iced drinks. I only know of two.

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Aug 23

Im glad the batista warned me that their large iced lattes come with 4 shots of espresso. Most other places the large and the medium have the same amount they just do more milk.

Eli @calmfulspider.bsky.social · Aug 21

I always want to make bluesky my primary social media, but for some reason I struggle to think of what to post here.

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · Aug 20

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the foxes are shown in an assortment of different situations, with Green narrating each scene. In the first one, Green is changing sheets.
Green, narrating: I want to change your bedsheets because I love you.

Next, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, with big ice cream dishes in front of them. The one in front of Blue has two decorative cookie sticks and a cherry on top, whereas Green's ice cream only has one cookie stick and no cherry.
Green, narrating: I want you to have the nicer one because I love you.

Then, the foxes are out shopping, carrying bags.
Green, narrating: I want to buy you nice things because I love you.

Then, in the final scene, Green sneaks up on Blue and licks the back of Blue's neck. Blue is wide-eyed and startled by this.
Green: Narrating: I want to bug and annoy you forever because I love you.

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · Aug 13

no one knows more about crime in DC than people who have never been there

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