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to be clear I will ship nearly anything if someone with a sexy brain is into it
me seeing the same cashier three days in a row: oh god this is so embarrassing what must they think of me

the cashier: man I can't wait to go home and play hades 2
if shizun can't handle me at my unhinged I will become even less hinged
if only shen yuan could say the same about bingge entering his merch room
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if shen qingqiu walked into a cave where luo binghe lived for ten years and it was full of statues of himself and horny wall art, binghe would simply be happy to see him
and sqq clenching down every time he hears it 🥰
diversity win! the bitchy knight who spit on the corpse at a funeral is bisexual #cr4
it's okay, I haven't successfully received a dm the entire time I've been on bsky lmao
what if bunhe x bingge 👀
SCREAM I'M SO JEALOUS have the best time!!!!
this is the shit I live for lmao I love complicated fantasy social networks (and pets who are friends)
After scouring too many sources (the wiki pages, various articles, chatter, and the VOD itself), here is a chart of ALL the main player characters' relationships to Thjazi Fang and each other, as best as I could determine them (so far).

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanart (lol I guess it's fan art)
wow mobei jun having weird mommy feelings about his feral emperor boychild has opened my eyes 😳
(because he doesn't know what sex is)
when the two awkward butches in your dnd campaign finally have access to a bathtub and they immediately fuck in it 🤌🤌🤌🤌👏🫶👍🤝✨💖🧡💓🧡💖
sqq should ascend to godhood so he can die repeatedly 💖
this + the way the illustration looks like he's cutting his own throat! AUGH
tianlang jun climbing into a coffin: this is gonna be really funny in like two hours
yeah I get the vibe that shifu is dad and shizun is daddy
is "shizun" inherently more erotic than "shifu" or have I just been binghe-pilled
the ONLY place sqq's skull should be crushed is between binghe's strong thighs 😤
dissociation king 💖
talking about their feelings should only ever make things worse 😂
"they communicate too clearly" is an unusual flaw in any fanfiction but it's especially bizarre in bingqiu
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Would your favourite shidi ever lie to you, Shen Yuan??
wait this is especially sad if u consider that present day mushroom hat would shade his face & make it easier to hide... gege doesn't have to draw every eye himself if he doesn't want to but by god hua cheng will make sure people remember how he glows
it's like a little lighthouse 😭😭 hong'er can't look away!