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Wiggles

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social

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Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · Apr 18

I am a slut for a whole hog

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 2m

What about a GLHS?

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 2m

What about Ural riders?

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6m

Those are expensive!

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 22m

I am currently trying to talk him into a 986

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 38m

Interesting!

I pronounce it as WReX, like the Mass Effect character.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 40m

Oh, they're on sale?

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 41m

That's not how you spell "Dick Daley"

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 42m

Like BMW drivers. But without taste.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 42m

That is not an outcome I'm familiar with. Perhaps you need to see the badger doctor?

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 43m

Ah, Massachusetts's mob-associated cousin.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 44m

Mine are not unsatisfying, tyvm.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 45m

1. Mine is not clapped out
2. I should be microdosing meth analogs, but I do not

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 46m

I have never been more offended

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 46m

If I can keep that close to your bumper

YOU'RE GOING TOO SLOW

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 46m

I don't need to use turn signals when everyone around me is deep into red shifting.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 47m

BMW drivers are famous for not using their turn signals. I drive a vintage BMW.

Badger likes the kind of car that prefers to generate smoke over actually transporting people from place to place.