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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 6h

such an easy way to get a boy crying, it's almost cheating

Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 7h

some have said that we'll drive them mad with pleasure before we even remotely approach that level of perfection.

well, we'll have to find out.

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 7h

don't forget, our ultimate goal would be to have a cow of a proven high-yield breed that we can stick in a milking chamber, shove food in one end, extract waste from the other end, and it never stops ejaculating. 24/7 ejaculation, no downtime.

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 7h

and what about long term use?
like, maybe strokers are faster to bring a cow to orgasm, but cause can chaffing issues when used for 24 hours straight, which are less of an issue with vacuum-based strokers

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 7h

but while we're testing that, we should test different mechanical methods. we've got strokers, vacuum-based systems, vibrators of many forms. Do they affect overall yield?

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 7h

speaking of tradition, another thing we need to test: does traditional hand milking really deliver higher yields, as some claim?
(thats a whole organizational thing now that we need milkmaids too)

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Caffeccino Art @caffeccino.bsky.social · Jul 12

Hushpuppy as a cowgirl cowgirl capturing cowgirls for milking on the cowgirl farm 😱

Hushpuppy dressed as a cowgirl has another cowgirl tied up in rope, "I got that cute little runaway back!" The cute little runaway meekly goes "M-moo..."
In the background we see it's one of Peach Tea's grifts... Peach Tea's 100 Percent Authentic Breast Milk!

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

we'll have a sister facility for the "traditional" female hucows, collecting breast milk instead of cock milk, of course. but that's a different story.

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

god, I love science

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

until we've got a nice graph with some well defined error bars, backed by a lot of men getting teased and denied for days before being overloaded with orgasms, cumming buckets for our records.

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

and obviously we'll expand this out with logarithmic spacing between milkings. some cows only get milked every 2 days, some every 4 days, some every 8 days, and so on.

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

though we might want to do tests with chastity and different relief schedules. cohort A, we milk every day. cohort B, we milk on alternating days, and merely tease them on off days.
Maybe by giving them a day to recover, the overall volume will be greater?

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

the chastity is just to ensure they remain on-program when off the laboratory grounds, of course.

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

another good thing to test with our cows is if we can get more output from cows that masturbate a lot. we'll pick a few dozen of the volunteers that self-report masturbating multiple times a day, lock half of them in chastity, and see how much they can provide when stimulated 24/7.

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

personally, while I certainly enjoy penis milking, I'm way more about breast milking. and once we've got a trans wing, we can do a test I've always wondered about: does milk volume correlate with ejaculation volume? Thanks to the wonders of trans cows, we can find out!

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

so we'll definitely need a entire wing of women getting their dicks emptied by machines. maybe I'll even volunteer myself when I get some time.

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

and obviously as a trans woman I want to make sure we're trans-inclusive in this study. Many of my fellow women with penises have reported that estrogen has decreased our overall output, but I've not seen studies on exactly how much it changes, and if supplements can help restore volume.

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

there's so much to test. I'm going to be busy for years organizing this. maybe I should set up a signup form to start collecting registrations for volunteers

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

there's also erotic hypnosis of course. we can show them spirals and fill their ears with droning mantas of "you're a cow". Maybe making them really believe it is what helps maximize volume?

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

maybe we show our cattle beautiful women lusting after them and extracting every drop by hand. maybe we show them virtual dominants demanding they fill the bucket for mommy. maybe we show them footage of regular cattle being milked, to make them conform to their role

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

what about VR? it's used on real cattle, you know.
www.bbc.com/news/world-e...

Russian cows get VR headsets 'to reduce anxiety'

The herd was shown "a unique summer field simulation program" in a bid to boost milk yields.

www.bbc.com

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

what's the effects of showing straight men gay porn? does it diminish the amount of ejaculation or merely delay it?

can we prove a statistical correlation between which male cows (not bulls, which is the usual name for male cattle. male cows) enjoy anal stimulation and which enjoy gay porn?

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

and of course we know the most important sexual organ is the brain. Does showing pornography to the cows help?

what kind of pornography? there's a lot of genres. should we go to teasing chastity denial, or bukkake and cumshot compilations?

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

and lets not miss the nipples. they can be stimulated in many ways, from clamping to twisting to brushing to electric shock.
Does it help with milking? we'll need to test!

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Calico Whirlwind @calicowhirlwind.bsky.social · 8h

even less stimulation from a prostate milking, just ZAP and your balls empty themselves.

but is it good for overall output? what if we combine it with other methods?

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