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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 1h

Gonna need the calculator nerds to factor in Dart’s pure and immaculate vibes into their analytics.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 15h

Lambo is definitely a Good Boy, but he’s making a STRONG case for Goodest Boy™️

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 15h

The outside noise is coming from inside the house!

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 16h

Do Mulkey next

Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 16h

THERE IS GOOD IN THIS UGLY WORLD

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 17h

BREAKING: LSU is firing Brian Kelly, multiple sources tell @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social.

Frank Wilson is expected to be the interim head coach.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 17h

Love this. Once these two dingdongs get some internet clout, it’s over for these hoes (these hoes = good charities being short on donations)

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 19h

As a decidedly “not a cat” person, please keep sharing that handsome fellow!

Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 19h

Mitchell & Ness makes really good stuff

Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 20h

Pants-shittingly funny, many are saying

onion person @junlper.beer · 21h

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 1d

The Arch Manning vibes are so rancid that they’re turning what should be a world-beating Texas defense into a unit getting shredded by Miss St

Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 1d

@sheaserrano.bsky.social got my first “brilliant!!” review and it’s INVIGORATING.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 1d

@awfulannouncing.bsky.social @bubbaprog.xyz I could be wrong but I don’t think those rankings are accurate.

Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 1d

The kids are alright, it would appear

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty sure it’s like Guinness in the sense that the farther it travels from The Source, the worse it gets.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely over the moon to get home from Friday night football to all the love for my former Hermosillo Naranjero. Truly love to see it 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 2d

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

Alejandro Kirk takes a hack for the fences. He looks beautiful

Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 2d

His walkup song slaps too 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 2d

The only appropriate response to this mf is to try and set a new record for kicks to the nuts

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 2d

When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.

We can never normalize this:

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 2d

Coin flip didn’t crack the Evil Top Ten?? Tough judges

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 2d

Because that would amount to less than $100 per soldier.

Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 2d

Also: this very obviously never happened

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 2d

So what I’m hearing is that billionaires DO want to pay more in taxes?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 3d

Can we get a livestream of @drewmagary.bsky.social listening to this episode

Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 3d

UNC parent @flemfile.bsky.social helped us fact-check the mythology of Bill Belichick’s consigliere at North Carolina: “three-time” Super Bowl champion Michael Lombardi — the highest-paid GM in college football.

Things… did not quite add up: youtu.be/AIqYl9sLK-g?...