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Bryce Cockleshell

@bryguy42069.bsky.social

1.1K followers 180 following 720 posts

Cat DILF(father of dragons), amateur cook, movie & tv watcher, word mispronouncer, gamer (ps4), idiot

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Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 5m

Does HBO know that raising prices makes people drop their services? Especially these days!

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 12h

HBO Max is increasing their plan prices:

• Ads: $9.99/month → $10.99/month
• Standard: $16.99/month → $18.49/month
• Premium: $20.99/month → $22.99/month

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 6m

That’s fucked up. Glad I have my dvds

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 2d

The New Most Interesting Man in the World #ai #MostInterestingMan

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The Onion @theonion.com · 4d

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...

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Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 4d

Dude has the gay sex on the downlow fasho

The Onion @theonion.com · 4d

Pete Hegseth Walks Fully Nude Around Newly Press-Free Pentagon https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-walks-fully-nude-around-newly-press-free-pentagon/

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 4d

Nice

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 4d

“Babies are stored in the placenta”
-RFK Jr.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 5d

Artist Profile: Addison Rae https://theonion.com/artist-profile-addison-rae/

Ethnicity: Second-generation Influencer-American

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Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 5d

Super!

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 6d

What?

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 6d

Hope there’s a class action lawsuit!

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 6d

I love your hair

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 6d

I think “fit parents” probably neglect their kids to work on their bodies

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 10d

Lucille & Christina for #Caturday

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 10d

Can’t stand looking at his face

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 12d

Look if you thought Pete Davidson had principles just because his dad died in the 911 terror attacks against our country, I get it. But he doesn’t. #Riyadh

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12d

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

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Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 12d

I’m a Five Star Man #5StarMan #RateMe #IllRateYou #IASIP #Dennis

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 12d

Dear Michael Mann,

I would love to be in #Heat2 I am a veteran so I can do the fast reload on an m4 during the shootout scenes

Also I can act like a criminal or a cop since they’re all the same type of egomaniacal guy

Thank you for your consideration

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 13d

Way to not age gracefully

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 13d

The aftermath of Christina Bale’s #Zoomies

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 13d

Whenever Mark Normand says “comedy!” All I hear is “SaudiMoney!”

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 13d

The Elmyra Institute on #GenV #TheBoys #AmazonPrime

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 13d

Hell yeah

Bryce Cockleshell @bryguy42069.bsky.social · 13d

#Weinerschnitzel on El Cajon Blvd makes a delicious double cheeseburger. Go eat one

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