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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter)

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due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · Nov 10

i play rpgs, i play strategy games, i play tabletop rpgs, i read a lot of history, i listen to too many podcasts, and i got Opinions. if you are here it is probably because i have been expressing them.

also i'm Bryce Youngquist, that's an important part of the package

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 50m

well, youre here acting like its all new, which is a bit of a hint

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1h

you have to remember: it is the duty of the VOTERS to resist fascism. democratic politicians get to tell you to sit down, shut up, and eat a yard of shit if they think it'll make Mitch McConnell call them a good doggie.

doggie.you

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1h

me personally I think the campaign that had a geriatric pedophile tell swing voters, to their faces, "we are going to kill your families and there is nothing you can do to stop us" may have had something to do with it

not a great way to make friends, that

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1h

not now bot tan

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1h

look on the bright side. you got exactly the strategy you wanted in 2024: brutalizing immigrants in the desperate hope it'd let you trade those icky browns and lefties for nice, white republicans.

how'd it do.

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1h

as long as you dont count the vast majority of his deportations, he deported fewer

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2h

what, did you not enjoy burning immigrants alive in foreign concentration camps when it was Biden doing it

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2h

shua is also flat out lying, and deciding title 42 deportations- deportations where the government says "you are subhuman disease carrying filth and so dont get due process"- dont count when Joe Biden does them

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2h

looks like your decision to back unconditionally surrendering to big strong Mr. Trump in order to get your republican friends to stop calling you a bitch didnt work, friend

it looks like it failed as badly as its possible to fail

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 11h

the bouldering mogs meanwhile descend to sleep. balance in nature

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 11h

i blame environmental conditions. people were less focused on shit sucking and also the maga dorks weren't in full 'you like this actually' mode yet

theyre only really funny when theyre fantasizing about how some day soon everything's going to be better

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 11h

moral: the sewer man had a law degree

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 12h

not when im done with them they dont

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 12h

so im getting i should shelve the "italians: degenerated serbians or escaped mutant swiss" piece i was pitching for the next ogdo boss

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 12h

if you tell your arms "go do exactly what the enemy says, with my blessing" what's that

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 14h

surrendering unconditionally. masterful gambit, sir

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 20h

with luck they can replace him with another pedophile you can write a glowing interview with :)

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 23h

a democratic trifecta reacted to the overturning of Roe Vs. Wade with a shrug and a "what do you expect us to do, you whiny children"

we would like better than that going forward, please.

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 23h

it is kind of neat seeing that all the classical allusions of late Victorian nightmare-aristocrats were purely a function of them not having any other pool of references

King Leopold would have been talking about how the Minecraft movie proves the Belgian Congo was a good idea if you think about it

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

an ego so fragile you must now pretend you actually wanted everyone you spoke to to find you hopelessly stupid and wrong.

poor little princelings, looking for a sun tzu and only finding The Machine That Says You're Clever.

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

its you whining about how dare a woman speak to you in a tone of less than worshipful respect

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

after all, what's the last time putting all your chips on a geriatric centrist resulted in you and the country being totally humiliated

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

how would you say begging big strong mister trump to please call you a good doggie for agreeing with him that DOGE and all these ICE raids are good actually is going, friend.

do you think it is going well.

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

welcome to venice only magic, this place is hell

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

did you know that sun tzu wrote for idiotic little princelings who had been handed power far in excess of their competence

and whose egos were too fragile to accept people they saw as peasants were right if they told the idiot princelings they were doing anything wrong

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