Rain Dog
@brushwolf.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1.1K following 37K posts
On Telegram and Discord, please ask for contact info as needed. Ko-Fi is at https://ko-fi.com/C0C85TPG
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
brushwolf.bsky.social
“Perfect soundtrack for” storming the Winter Palace while searchlights from the battleship Avrora play across the cloudy skies overhead
brushwolf.bsky.social
Huh. It’s been a while since I listened to Schostakovich, why not.

* 3 minutes later *

DEATH
💀
TO ALL THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST
FREEDOM FOR WORKING PEOPLE
brushwolf.bsky.social
The idea is to gamify combat so each PC and the monster gets a chance to be awesome (so at least 4 rounds).
brushwolf.bsky.social
Revisiting how I see monster manual entries. Hit points, and resistance/immunity or AC as flavor, are how long something lasts in combat against 4ish PCs. Each round it’s alive is 1-3 special flavorful attack(s).
brushwolf.bsky.social
How cool! I didn’t even know about these guys!
brushwolf.bsky.social
revised the joke to sound more pleasing

"On earth? I'm no-one. But here? I'm DONG. I mean DEN."
brushwolf.bsky.social
Mongo like candy. *boom*
brushwolf.bsky.social
Baby you’re making a German spectacle of yourself!
brushwolf.bsky.social
No, but theoretically you could mimic one. I’m not really sure what limits the syrinx on magical bird people.
brushwolf.bsky.social
Wasn’t sure what it was this time so I checked and I really hate those dudes.
brushwolf.bsky.social
Geez just how much of Blazing Saddles did I commit to memory?
brushwolf.bsky.social
Someone’s gotta ride back and get us a whole shitload of dimes!
brushwolf.bsky.social
hey you can’t park that animal here

*wham*
brushwolf.bsky.social
Ah know, let’s give him to Mongo!
brushwolf.bsky.social
Omg I just thought of my next D&D character…

… so kenku can’t actually speak, just mimic, right? What if artificer or other gunslinging class as a kenku, and they communicate only in jaw harp boings, whistling, or Ennio Morricone grunty chorus?
sketchgoblin.bsky.social
Darklight is a stoic, no-nonsense gunslinger who lives by precision and patience. He travels light and speaks less, guided by instinct and the steady rhythm of his rifle’s aim.
#Aarakocra #DnD
brushwolf.bsky.social
well someone in this fandom ordered it
brushwolf.bsky.social
Glad you’re okay!
brushwolf.bsky.social
S’why you draw whimsical fantasy worlds. Scarves and jackets by themselves are enough clothes.
brushwolf.bsky.social
“Wolves can eat meat eggs and even fruit” well gee WE eat fruit and insects and stuff and nobody’s giving US delicious persimmons to show their appreciation, and maybe they SHOULD.
brushwolf.bsky.social
I’m not average height I’m a miniature kaiju! *wavesatms, breathes*
brushwolf.bsky.social
a drow Battle Twink from the Vault of the Twinklords
brushwolf.bsky.social
Something I’d wanted to try as a D&D game; the BBEG is a 10+ year old quickling looking for elixirs, lichdom, ANYTHING to extend her existence. This tiny fey commanding armies of hulking monsters. If the PCs can just stall enough her hummingbird heart will beat its last.