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Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · Sep 25

Alice Trout moves mysteriously.

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 5h

Ceci n'est pas un pilchard.

Pat looking at a just opened tin of pilchards in I Didn't Know You Cared

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 9h

Bloody brilliant.

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 9h

whistle. It's not getting my attention. I can tell it's one I've already seen because none of the people in my text list are in bold font, meaning there's no unread message from anyone. Pee po belly bum drawers to it (and if you know that reference we can definitely maybe probably be friends).

A cocktail in a short tumbler glass consisting of bourbon, triple sec, orange peels macerated in grain alcohol, simple syrup, and ice cubes

A plaster statue, about a foot high, of a baseball player hitting a home run

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 9h

days there'll be a notification of a new text, except there isn't one. It wants me to look at a text I've already seen, often one *I* sent! There's one of these sitting there on the phone right now. I'm ignoring it. Maybe it'll go away after a few days, maybe not. I don't care. It can bloody well

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 9h

At no risk whatsoever of repeating myself: tech, whether it's software, hardware or online is run by excitable teenagers. My phone for instance. No matter how many notifications I turn off more appear almost weekly, and there are plenty I haven't found out how to turn off, like this one. Every few

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 10h

I should like very much to hear Fallout Shelter by Mike and Bernie Winters. Full volume if you please!

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Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 10h

Good lord, I remember seeing that too. Didn't it come out looking like a paint by numbers job? Definitely odd.

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Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 10h

I'll let today's musical #DFCOC speak for itself.
"They play their records very loud
And they pogo in their bedroom
In front of the mirror
But only when their mum's gone out"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pKk...

TELEVISION PERSONALITIES - part time punks

YouTube video by CHOSEN FEW music selection

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Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 12h

bugs bunny says " who meeeee " in a cartoon image

ALT: bugs bunny says " who meeeee " in a cartoon image

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Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 15h

snoop dogg is wearing a top hat and a bow tie and saying oh fo sho .

ALT: snoop dogg is wearing a top hat and a bow tie and saying oh fo sho .

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Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 17h

Oh I say!

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 17h

It's just taken me three tries to spell 'which' correctly after first typing 'with'. Witch, then whitch, and finally which. 'Kinell, my braine.

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 17h

'Ow far t't nearest chippy?

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Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 18h

Actually, yes. I would wish that on my worst enemy.

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 1d

But this is the one I really wanted.

Another member of Madness wearing a red and blue two tone tonic suit

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 1d

This is (nearly) the tonic mohair suit I had as a teenager in the 70s. Mine was more green and gold.

One of the members of Madness wearing a two tone tonic mohair suit in a gold and very dark blue colour

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Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 1d

Carrot's dad and Carter's dad.

Charles Tingwell and John Comer in an episode of The Man in Room 17

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 1d

Can you still get glasses like these and can I have some for Christmas please?

An old fashioned straight sided glass pint jug with flutes and a handle

The same kind of pint glass in a print ad for Hammond's Mild

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 1d

Thirsty now. Cheers Richey!

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 1d

I believe he's Aonishiki.

Here's another that made me do a double take. At first glance I thought this said 'Music of the Ainur', a Tolkien reference. It doesn't of course, that's just my brain being silly.

A sumo wrestler at the London basho with the words "Muslim Ainur" on his ceremonial apron

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 2d

Whut?

More storms approaching Austin on the Doppler radar

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 2d

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me".

Goodnight and sweet dreams.

a man with a beard and headphones is smiling while sitting on a plane .

ALT: a man with a beard and headphones is smiling while sitting on a plane .

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Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 2d

I have one of those. Hope I get more opportunities to use it soon.

Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 2d

Sounds like my kind of Saturday night, if only my team would win. The reds seem to be coming back into form, but the claret and blues... oh dear. Hope the beverage is a good one.

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Brother Bikini @brotherbikini.bsky.social · 2d

I'm taking up too much room already Del! This is what I'm heading towards.

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