Author | Lightnews

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 11h

Sorry Rover, but Papa’s got ta dance

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 11h

A charm of finches?
A gaggle of geese?
A murder of crows?
A parliament of owls?

I’m sorry, but these collective nouns are for the birds!

3

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry dogs but when it happens, you’re just going to have to deal with the fireworks.

1 1

Reposted by brooks

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 1d

Subway Takes but for metal opinions would go so hard, actually.

“Saint Anger is Metallica’s best record.”

“100 disagree!”

/articulately explains why Saint Anger is a masterpiece of postmodern art and will ultimately be what Metallica is remembered for

2 3

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 1d

Subway Takes but for metal opinions would go so hard, actually.

“Saint Anger is Metallica’s best record.”

“100 disagree!”

/articulately explains why Saint Anger is a masterpiece of postmodern art and will ultimately be what Metallica is remembered for

2 3

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 1d

Men would rather lease a humanoid robot that’s really just some guy named Miroslav in an Oculus headset in Serbia who does their chores badly than go to therapy

3

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing frightens the establishment more than a fearless politician with zero kompromat

1 2

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 3d

Hahaha incredible lol

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 3d

NYC: Where it costs a lot to live in conservative heads rent-free

1

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 4d

Idk who needs to hear this, but I have just been informed that there is a SLOTH at the Bronx Zoo whose name is *HAN SLOWLO*

9

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 4d

Racist NYC millionaires: I CAN’T BELIEVE HE EATS RICE WITH HIS HANDS!!!!

Racist NYC millionaires at omakase:

A white hand grabbing a piece of Nigiri sushi off a plate

6

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 4d

I Ran For Mayor And All I Got Was Cementing My Reputation Of Being An Islamophobic Sex Pest Scumbag Loser

5