Jonathan Bromley
@bromleyj.bsky.social
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Lapsed physicist, retired nerd, choral music fanboy, drools over wilderness landscapes. Prone to extreme grumpiness in the presence of scientific illiteracy. Husband and fond supporter of a stellar Parkinson's advocate.
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bromleyj.bsky.social
Your cat can now reach the fuse box. I do not see this ending well.
bromleyj.bsky.social
Profile of "Mallard" should be OK.
bromleyj.bsky.social
No murders either, as I recall.
bromleyj.bsky.social
It would ruin your public image; everyone would hate you.
Podium odium.
bromleyj.bsky.social
If you can't stand the beat...
bromleyj.bsky.social
There's gotta be a World Cup in there somewhere. Not least for the choices of ADJECTIVE and GENRE.
bromleyj.bsky.social
<sucks air in through teeth in troubled-plumber fashion>
wouldn't do that if I were you, squire, it'll ruin the convective efficiency of your radiator, anyone would think you put that fancy radiator there just for the cat's benefit, no good will come of it I tell you, .....
bromleyj.bsky.social
Gaaah. And there's me thinking you had caught the Guardian disease (500mw power station, anyone?)...

Every day is a school day for Clarion readers.
bromleyj.bsky.social
You know I'm a fan of yours, but can you *puh-leeze* patch your style guide to insist that the prefix M for millions must be CAPITALISED? Otherwise, sad old scientists like me will be thinking it means "milli" and will marvel at the dino tracks that are a mere six months old.
bromleyj.bsky.social
Open door duly pushed.
dorianlynskey.bsky.social
“Keep vast numbers of DVDs, CDs and vinyl in case of cyberattack, middle-aged dads told”
lostinmilbury.bsky.social
Then: the office of the future will be paperless

Now: keep paper records
bromleyj.bsky.social
Don't get me started on heating systems that are controlled via some service provider's cloud.

Heating system vendors, you're on notice. If the control can't be on-premises, I'm not buying it.
bromleyj.bsky.social
I never said it's wrong to cover the cars. I'm saying that *on a charging station* the solar isn't a serious % of energy requirement, so is unlikely to be attractive to developer/operator unless there's legislation or incentive. As solar gets cheaper, I will get more and more wrong. Bring it on!
bromleyj.bsky.social
It is odd that my childhood home phone number "Bramhall 1104" probably no longer exists, whereas my recollection of it most certainly does.

And then "Solihull 6557" morphed into "021 705 6557" with hardly a murmur.
bromleyj.bsky.social
I was always led to believe it to be a good idea for tax returns to be accurate.
bromleyj.bsky.social
Numbers? Each station has at best 25sq.m of panels over it. That's maybe 70kWh on a good day. Enough to fully charge 1.5 cars. Most days won't be so good. Of course it is a good thing to do, but its economic impact is very limited. Without legislation (car parks in France?) it won't happen.
bromleyj.bsky.social
Because numbers. It would of course be a good idea in broad terms, but there's no way it would pay at the level of the site operator.

See also "why don't electric cars have a solar panel on the roof".
bromleyj.bsky.social
Does Rightmove have a secret search option, known only to @oldenoughtosay.com and a handful of specialist interior designers, for "has crapper in bedroom"?
bromleyj.bsky.social
tbf I have yet to find an impressed-looking heron. I suspect this reflects herons' perspicacity and observational skills.
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Watching the Oxford 1/2 marathon today, I was struck by the runners being of every age, gender, height, build and ethnicity in contrast to Robert Jenricks comments last week. Charity fundraisers, members of athletics clubs and individuals with a common aim to finish the run. Well done everyone.
Oxford half marathon on Banbury Road, Summertown
bromleyj.bsky.social
It would appear that this abomination is the work of @techuk.bsky.social who really ought to know better.

Their implementation of the requirement is shite, too.
bromleyj.bsky.social
Visited digitalphoneswitchover.com to get information for older neighbours, and I'm outraged. To download their leaflet for home users, you first have to *enter an email address*.

STOP THIS BULLSHIT NOW. You should NEVER need to give personal info to get a public doc.

Read on for a direct link.
Digital Phone Switchover
digitalphoneswitchover.com
bromleyj.bsky.social
You can pull the (quite useful) 2-page flyer directly from their site using this link:
digitalphoneswitchover.com/wp-content/u...

There, I feel a lot better now.
digitalphoneswitchover.com
bromleyj.bsky.social
Visited digitalphoneswitchover.com to get information for older neighbours, and I'm outraged. To download their leaflet for home users, you first have to *enter an email address*.

STOP THIS BULLSHIT NOW. You should NEVER need to give personal info to get a public doc.

Read on for a direct link.
Digital Phone Switchover
digitalphoneswitchover.com