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bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · Dec 20

by the end of my life i will have spent hundreds of hours failing to convince automated faucets where my fucking hands are

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bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 5h

who else thinks duolingo has gotten so full of nudges and pushes with its passive-aggressive icon constantly looking all huffy it can fuck right off into the night

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 13h

a.k.a. "i would kill them. ok, have a nice day everyone!"

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bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 13h

after all, trump had his day in the sun

trump looking like a ballsack on the cover of time

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 13h

if only we could do that with, say, presidents

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 14h

"one last thing mr. president..."

**proceeds to motorboat trump's tie**

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 14h

i want to hear mamdani's best macho man in his next media appearance

a man in a pink shirt is holding a man 's hand while another man looks on .

Alt: macho man randy savage telling mean gene okerlund: "the cream rises to the top"

media.tenor.com

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bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 15h

gas chambers: locker room talk
charlie kirk: lock em up talk

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bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

"so we're making love, and i said, 'bobby, whisper something sweet to me.' i tell ya, there was so much scraping and scratching, i thought he was still shoveling dinner off the freeway!"

rodney dangerfield with his arms outstretched looking aghast

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

welp turns out we're practically neighbors

well-tread but can't recommend Banh Mi My Tho enough (any location, but the alhambra one has the most charm)

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bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

* yet

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bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

❗we gotta trade spots then bc i got a few

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bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

charlie kirk may have run for president, but he would have had about the same level of success as any other conservative right-wing extremist, a.k.a. mike huckabee, pat robertson

just bc you can reach the youths on the tiketytoks doesn't mean you can win the general

primary maybe though