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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show
@briscoandchief.bsky.social
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Old-ass retired Army Warrant Officer hiding out in Colorado. Recovering Oregonian. Formerly known as Hondo & Chief
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 6h
I had 3 uncle Ralphs.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 6h
Attempting to take a mid-morning nap when suddenly...

#caturday - heh -"turd"
A gray cat who is heavier than he looks resting comfortably on my f*cking sternum...
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 6h
That's what it SAYS, but that's not what it tastes like. I can still taste the ass-flavored cinnamon 14 hours later...

It's for kids who love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but whose parents hate them.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 7h
PSA: this stuff is absolute garbage. Forget about razor blades in Snickers bars - THIS is the shit you need to worry about in your trick or treat bags.

Set it aside and save it for the kids and coworkers you hate the most.
A collection of Kit-Kat "Ghost Toast" candy. Which tastes like Fireball filtered through a thousand jockstraps and jungle boots. Avoid at all costs.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 9h
We're in "brisk" range at the moment. I had to put on a hat to take the dogs out.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 21h
Cashier: "Oh, are you expecting a lot of trick-or-trearers?"

Me: "Oh shit - is it Halloween already?"...
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 23h
MD, Easter Seals, St Jude's, the Shriners - all that shit was focused primarily on kids. And it was EVERYWHERE

But you reminded me of an important point that some may have forgotten: Rob Schneider is a fucking idiot.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 2d
Five minutes ago they were fighting like cats and...something..something...
Two black dogs laying next to each other on a dirty carpet.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 2d
I always tell people that I talk good but I write well...
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 3d
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 3d
Brisco knocked me on my ass last night at the dog park. First time that's ever happened with any dog. I was talking to an elderly couple and he was playing with their dog and just barreled into me. All I could think of was what if he hit one of them? I'm pretty sturdy - they would've broken a hip!
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 3d
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HELLO, I'M SHELLEY DUVALL! (official Shelley Duvall)
YouTube video by MISS SHELLEY DUVALL
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 4d
Gotta watch those CW3s - they're the worst of the bunch 😜
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 4d
"I know - let's make another Tron movie"
"Yes! People love Tron - we should actually feature the Tron character this time like they've all been wanting."
"Lol - no..."
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 5d
I was in 7th grade when the original came out, so I only remember that one song...
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus (Official Video), Full HD (Digitally Remastered and Upscaled)
YouTube video by Enhanced Music Videos
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 5d
How 'bout them Broncos?
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 7d
Castle Rock, Colorado a few minutes before sunrise.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 11d
Doing more goofy local shit during our staycation...
Rock formations at Paint Mines interpretive park. Rock formations at Paint Mines interpretive park. Rock formations at Paint Mines interpretive park. Rock formations at Paint Mines interpretive park.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 11d
786-6381. It was 1977. We didn't bother with area codes back then, but parents burned the home phone# into our brains like a metal slide on a summer day.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 12d
Creeper...
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 12d
Too cold for this shit...
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 13d
Mushrooms are gross. Almost as gross as Lee Greenwood.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 14d
lol - for me it was always Diet Dr Pepper. The kids in my platoon didn't know what to do with me.
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 15d
"Like a really tight hoodie"
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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show @briscoandchief.bsky.social · 15d
"The UnderArmour section is clear. Proceeding to the Carhartt racks. Send backup, over."
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