Author | Lightnews

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah if the Mariners had been in the World Series it woulda gone down like this too

Reposted by J. B. Chapters

Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 12d

Dan Aykroyd is the perfect Boomer, which is to say he’s a sort of woke crank

19 46 620

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · 15d

Qu’est-ce que Arc Raiders?

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · 18d

This is clearly a painting of Mt Rainier from the paradise entrance

A painting on a wall that is clearly of Mt Rainier in Washington State, not Bulgaria.

Caption reads: “A painting of a local mountain in the Malyovitsa Hut (1960m) in Rila National Park. The hut is part of a short ski tour above the Malyovitsa ski area, a small ski hill near Govedartsi, about 40km from Borovets, in the Rila Mountain range, Bulgaria.

1

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · 26d

Reading about the German Jan 1918 strike and learning that there were FIVE Pauls in the Action Committee of the USPD

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · 28d

Welcome back 1920s

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 28d

BHP says growing political interference threatens mining deals on.ft.com/4mQcl7a

BHP says growing political interference threatens mining deals

Strategy chief Catherine Raw warns that countries’ push to control their natural resources complicates dealmaking

on.ft.com

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · 28d

May the Mariners meet the Phillies at the World Series

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Oct 4

I love Iron Maiden for the simple reason that they make songs about scary 19th cavalrymen, being scared by the number of the beast, the Battle of Britain, the Rime of the Ancient Mariner

1

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Oct 3

Listened to two full albums of Ghost today for the first time and there were multiple times where I thought, “this sounds like Mr. Mister” (complimentary).

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Sep 19

Imagining a guy who goes to concerts just to hang out near the porta potty lines that says stuff like “this is where the real action is”

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Sep 9

Growing up is realizing that people really were smoking grass and listening to Surfing Bird or like Louie Louie

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Aug 29

Finished the first two eps of Alien: Earth and now I’m going to predict the rest of the plot:
-Bring aliens back to Neverland island
-Experiments go awry, aliens escape
-Synths vs Aliens
-Trillionaire Boygenius dies
-Weyland-Yutani comes in to clean up again

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Jul 20

“And what is your charming American expression? How you say…snug as bug in rug?”

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Jul 4

There’s got to be a paper out there that talks about suburban men “fertilizing” and “seeding” their lawns in a mytho-historical context

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Jun 18

If I have to hear John Philip Fucking Sousa at a baseball game I’m gonna lose it

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Jun 18

So tired of of the military at sporting events man

Reposted by J. B. Chapters

Jen Cross @jencross.bsky.social · May 3

Lord, I wish lawn care equipment had never been invented. If only the English had filled their estates with fields of flowers instead of effing lawns.

24 30 370

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Apr 15

Yeah, that’s like the whole reason why we’re still there

4

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Mar 21

The Kratt brothers always had that shit on

Martin and Chris Kratt on a beach wearing colorful nineties tees, patterned shorts, and teva sandals

1 2

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Mar 18

Please tell me where I can find this whole video

1 2

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Mar 14

Whenever guys hear stuff like, “they blew up the bridges and took defensive positions in the hills” they think, “hell yeah I’d do the same.”

1

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Mar 3

Compulsively looking up any address mentioned in a biography or history book on street view to see if the building is still there

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Feb 24

Incredible things can be found at the thrift store

Cover of the book The Rise of Babylon: Sign of the End Times by Charles Dyer

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Feb 18

Is this what happens when you move past the stage of seeing the plants you can identify as your friends?

J. B. Chapters @brinydeep.bsky.social · Feb 16

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but an orange a day keeps the evil at bay.