Madame Brie-ota 🔮
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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn Shirts and more! https://www.teepublic.com/user/wondershout Signal:@quietude38.04
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If you missed it yesterday (and you probably did,) I launched a new store to start moving away from Teepublic, and my first new product speaks directly to the moment:

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"I've Had Pizzas More Supreme Than This Court" T-shirt - $18.82 - wondershout
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One drink, 30 minutes, scram

I don’t even drink now, just ask for a Diet Coke with a stir stick
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I mean, I’ll also do other stuff too
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I’m in to talk about A Wish For Wings That Work
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“I’m a right-wing dipshit AND I’m mad my girlfriend has to ride in a car seat.”
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Translation: I'm maga, but don't like being called out for it.
A tweet from dustin rhodes @dustinrhodes

A lot of people coming at me saying I am maga. I am not. I am a libertarian.
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So is you cutting her a check for it
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I’m not gonna do it all the time, but I could be convinced sometimes
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This is gonna be a 2006 level implosion
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You’re looking for The Sauce and Kenji’s chicken parm recipe
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It’s kind of depressing to see how much of this movie is actually coming true
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Demolition Man is on
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Not often, but I could maybe be enticed…😉
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OMFG these are the best fajitas I have ever made
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i need to learn chinese
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Hey you better hurry up and get over here
Marinated chicken thighs finishing on the grill before I dice them for fajitas
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Someone’s returning at the Royal Rumble…
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No AEW talent have yet been announced for Jericho’s 7th Rock ‘N Wrestling Rager.
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Who played drums on it? Was it Bill’s drum track from the demo, or were the drums re-recorded?
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In other news, corn grown in Iowa
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POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

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