Madame Brie-ota 🔮
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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn Shirts and more! https://www.teepublic.com/user/wondershout Signal:@quietude38.04
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If you missed it yesterday (and you probably did,) I launched a new store to start moving away from Teepublic, and my first new product speaks directly to the moment:

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If you’re thinking of replying with something like this, ever, stop and go think about how deeply fucked up that is as a response to someone experiencing a medical emergency
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(I also enjoy talking about transition like I’m Bruce Banner talking about Hulk)
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By comparison, when I was the other guy, I avoided looking in the mirror (difficult when your closet doors are mirrored!) and would sometimes stare at my own face trying to figure out who or what I was looking at because I was so disconnected from how I looked
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Any time I ever have doubts about transition or being trans or any of it, I just remind myself that at least once a day, I either look in the mirror or just down at myself and am so overcome with happiness and joy that I shout “I GET TO BE A PRETTY GIRL!” and that fixes it
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Her freshman biology paper isn’t gonna print itself and the bus shows up early in the morning
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“Welcome… to Rhinoceros Park.”
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Do not ever apologize for being excited about a vacation
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One drink, 30 minutes, scram

I don’t even drink now, just ask for a Diet Coke with a stir stick
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I mean, I’ll also do other stuff too
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I’m in to talk about A Wish For Wings That Work
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“I’m a right-wing dipshit AND I’m mad my girlfriend has to ride in a car seat.”
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Translation: I'm maga, but don't like being called out for it.
A tweet from dustin rhodes @dustinrhodes

A lot of people coming at me saying I am maga. I am not. I am a libertarian.
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So is you cutting her a check for it
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I’m not gonna do it all the time, but I could be convinced sometimes
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This is gonna be a 2006 level implosion
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You’re looking for The Sauce and Kenji’s chicken parm recipe
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It’s kind of depressing to see how much of this movie is actually coming true
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Demolition Man is on