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Madame Brie-ota 🔮

@briesmith.xyz

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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn Shirts and more! https://www.teepublic.com/user/wondershout Signal:@quietude38.04

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 16d

If you missed it yesterday (and you probably did,) I launched a new store to start moving away from Teepublic, and my first new product speaks directly to the moment:

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 1m

If you’re thinking of replying with something like this, ever, stop and go think about how deeply fucked up that is as a response to someone experiencing a medical emergency

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 32m

(I also enjoy talking about transition like I’m Bruce Banner talking about Hulk)

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 33m

By comparison, when I was the other guy, I avoided looking in the mirror (difficult when your closet doors are mirrored!) and would sometimes stare at my own face trying to figure out who or what I was looking at because I was so disconnected from how I looked

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 35m

Any time I ever have doubts about transition or being trans or any of it, I just remind myself that at least once a day, I either look in the mirror or just down at myself and am so overcome with happiness and joy that I shout “I GET TO BE A PRETTY GIRL!” and that fixes it