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Madame Brie-ota 🔮
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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn Shirts and more! https://www.teepublic.com/user/wondershout Signal:@quietude38.04
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 16d
If you missed it yesterday (and you probably did,) I launched a new store to start moving away from Teepublic, and my first new product speaks directly to the moment:

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"I've Had Pizzas More Supreme Than This Court" T-shirt - $18.82 - wondershout
Buy this product for only $18.82
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
It’s a coin flip
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
How do I do this
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
One drink, 30 minutes, scram

I don’t even drink now, just ask for a Diet Coke with a stir stick
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
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Yazoo - Don't Go (Official HD Video)
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
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Monty Got A Raw Deal
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
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Crosseyed and Painless (2005 Remaster)
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
🧵

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Us V Them (London Session)
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
I mean, I’ll also do other stuff too
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
I’m in to talk about A Wish For Wings That Work
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 7h
“I’m a right-wing dipshit AND I’m mad my girlfriend has to ride in a car seat.”
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Skuff @skuffsmindcircus.bsky.social · 11h
Translation: I'm maga, but don't like being called out for it.
A tweet from dustin rhodes @dustinrhodes A lot of people coming at me saying I am maga. I am not. I am a libertarian.
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h
So is you cutting her a check for it
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h
No, just hornier
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h
I’m not gonna do it all the time, but I could be convinced sometimes
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h
This is gonna be a 2006 level implosion
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h
You’re looking for The Sauce and Kenji’s chicken parm recipe
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h
It’s kind of depressing to see how much of this movie is actually coming true
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 10h
Demolition Man is on
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 10h
Demolition Man is on
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 10h
Not often, but I could maybe be enticed…😉
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 10h
OMFG these are the best fajitas I have ever made
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 10h
i need to learn chinese
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 10h
Hey you better hurry up and get over here
Marinated chicken thighs finishing on the grill before I dice them for fajitas
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 10h
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Learning Languages: Teach Yourself | Ann Arbor District Library
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 10h
Someone’s returning at the Royal Rumble…
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 11h
No AEW talent have yet been announced for Jericho’s 7th Rock ‘N Wrestling Rager.
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 11h
Who played drums on it? Was it Bill’s drum track from the demo, or were the drums re-recorded?
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 11h
In other news, corn grown in Iowa
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15h
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

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