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brett 🎃

brett 🎃

@brettsboys.bsky.social

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“But he wasn’t calling a gay man a f*ggot!” a gay scientist 📍 philly 29 🇺🇦 🇵🇸

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brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · Jul 5

Feeling sun-kissed (bloomf made me post this)

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 2h

Some better ones

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 2h

In celebration of national black cat today allow me to introduce to you my chunky void named Riff

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 4h

a woman is laying on a bed with her eyes closed and the word gurl written on her chest

ALT: a woman is laying on a bed with her eyes closed and the word gurl written on her chest

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brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 4h

girl its under my skin

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 4h

found a small cyst under my chin / beard and now cannot stop touching it...

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 8h

Can’t fucking stand iPhones just recorded a 13 min message to a friend and the screen goes black and the message is gone 🥰😇🥰

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 14h

Aw thank you that’s sweet :) it isn’t anything major but she’s had a large hernia after someone hit her in a major car accident ~20 years ago. So she is joking that she’s losing one of her best friends 😅

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 15h

My grandma is curling her hair before going into a surgery what an absolute queen

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limp wristed tall person @peterpiper.bsky.social · 1d

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 1d

Movie star!

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 1d

WHEN YOU GONNA CHANGE HONEY?
WHEN YOU GONNA FACE IT?
WHY YOU GOTTA WASTE IT?

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 2d

Demi pilled

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 1d

E-L-G-L-E-S

EAGLES!!!!!

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing funnier than being the only gay, non sports fan at the family eagles game watch party

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing funnier than being the only gay, non sports fan at the family eagles game watch party

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 1d

May he only attract crusty maga dick for the rest of his life

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t blame him 🙂‍↕️

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 1d

Hehe thank you

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 2d

Have gotten complements on my bats tonight feel like king of Halloween iktr

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 2d

Spooky night tonight

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 2d

Demi pilled

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 3d

Philly bloomfs I’m apartment hunting lmk if you see anything cute :’)

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 4d

Weird

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 5d

When boy you’re dating 2 months tells you he wants to be more serious but is afraid he doesn’t have the bandwidth……..

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 6d

Ok honest opinions pls:

wwyd if dating someone who you haven’t introduced to family and your mom goes out of her way to stalk his social media and ask you if you wanna see his photos from middle school….. asking for a friend ofc ….

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fae⁷ @onthistangent.bsky.social · 8d

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr:

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

#IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING

brett 🎃 @brettsboys.bsky.social · 8d

Pants to the gods