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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧

@bretbatson.bsky.social

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My week beats your year. 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥 𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 13h

Time magazine knows a bald man with a vagina throat when they see one.

𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 15h

Fate: The River

𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 15h

𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 19h

Bright Lights, Big Selection?

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 20h

"Maybe It Matters More" Casualties of War Scene

YouTube video by Marballz | Canned Funk

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 20h

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says there 's a lot to unpack here ..

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 20h

Guaranteed to give your child HOTism.™

RetroOoOoOo~ BOOmercial Screams @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 1d

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 20h

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 21h

Who is it for?

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 21h

My boys have a game ranch they call “Prism”.

Yup. It’s where the sons raise meat.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

YOU’RE an awesome follow! 🫶🏼

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

#BillboardDomination ❤️‍🔥 #TheLifeOfAShowgirl

EVERY SONG FROM TAYLOR SWIFT'S
THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL
ON THIS WEEK'S
HOT 100

1 The Fate of Ophelia
2 Opalite
3 Elizabeth Taylor
4 Father Figure
5 Wood
6 Wi$h Li$t
7 Actually Romantic
8 The Life of a Showgirl FT. SABRINA CARPENTER
9 Eldest Daughter
10 Cancelled!
11 Ruin the Friendship
12 Honey

CHART DATED OCTOBER 18, 2025

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

#LifeOfAShowgirl ❤️‍🔥 #TS12

Taylor Swift Takes Top 12 Spots on Billboard Hot 100, Led by ‘The Fate of Ophelia’

Taylor Swift claims the top 12 songs on the latest Billboard Hot 100, all from her new album, “The Life of a Showgirl,” led by “The Fate of Ophelia.”

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t understand so close to me.

𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

He did a decent job of directing those first two Harry Potter movies, but yeah, I’m with you.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

Taylor's Trailer (Vertical Version) 😉

December 12th on @DisneyPlus

YouTube video by Taylor Swift

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

Tron: Legacy Deez Nutz

𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

We already know what we’re getting for Christmas this year!!
#TaylorSwift ❤️‍🔥 #TheErasTour
#TheLifeOfAShowGirl #DisneyPlus

Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour | The End of an Era | Disney+

YouTube video by Disney Plus

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

Here what Al came up with…

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

Mr. Yankovic, what should we make next?

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

🎄 The perfect gift for... um...
Anyway, this thing exists. ⛄

LEGO Star Wars 40806 GINGERBREAD AT-AT Review! (2025)

YouTube video by MandRproductions

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 3d

No one?
𝙄’𝙢 not even me.

Shit.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 3d

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 3d

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