Brawnald Dangerson
@brawnald.bsky.social
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Excepted Texan, autodidactic manual laborer, goofier than you'd expect, wife guy 💍 godzillapie.bsky.social ❤️
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Disclaimer: you need to have read at least one book for adults before arguing with me
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Squeezing propagandistic framing into the smallest possible space like I'm overstuffing luggage
WJZ YouTube video: 
Israeli hostages released by Hamas, Palestinians freed by Israel
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Bravely and valiantly posting the Batman breaking a shotgun panel to everyone who has a laugh at the master race not living up to their physical ideals
brawnald.bsky.social
"Every vote counts"

Our system is literally set up so this isn't the case
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Just to spite whoever is unfortunate enough to buy it, I assume
brawnald.bsky.social
Virtue signaling is when you find your way to the right side of an issue before someone who thinks too highly of themselves
brawnald.bsky.social
Trader Joe's puts cucumber slices in their tzatziki instead of chopped cucumbers and it's a fucking abomination
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So sick of reports from the Zionist Alternate Universe
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Politicians are public servants. Are they serving the public? No? Then fuck them. Get someone else in there. Deciding you like them no matter what they do is for freaks and losers. Grow up.
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Once when I was a kid I used a sock. My mom found it so amusing she cut the shape of a sock out of some cardstock and wrote "BOOK SOCK" on it. She switched them out while I was at school.
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I've only ever been chaotic good. Right now I've been using a folded check stub and a business card from an auto repair shop for like 5 years now.
localnotail.bsky.social
Chaotic evil!

*librarian hard stare*
brawnald.bsky.social
I've only ever been chaotic good. Right now I've been using a folded check stub and a business card from an auto repair shop for like 5 years now.
localnotail.bsky.social
Chaotic evil!

*librarian hard stare*
Bookmark alignment chart meme

lawful good = book ribbon
neutral good = sentence pointer book strap
chaotic good = scrap paper, receipts

lawful neutral = e-book
true neutral = proper bookmark
chaotic neutral = use a plant leaf

lawful evil = memorising the page number
neutral evil = leaving the book face down
chaotic evil = dog ear (page corner turned over)
brawnald.bsky.social
Oh I'm sorry. You seem to have me confused with someone who'd interact with a piece of shit like you.
brawnald.bsky.social
My consideration of celebrities begins and ends with whether or not they're in the shows or movies I watch
brawnald.bsky.social
They've all lost their fucking minds
brawnald.bsky.social
The (D) must stand for dehumanization of Palestinians because every fucking one of them does it
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I love when people denigrate their LLM as a "yes man" when that's what it's for. It just gives you what you want because that's what the program is designed to do. You think it's a person because you were fooled by marketing.
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I'm sorry but you gotta be at least slightly jacked to pull off a coat with a furry collar
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If I remember correctly, I left a nasty enough reply under that second one for him to block me
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"Being on the right side of the issue before me is problematic, actually"
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One of the most annoying things to run into when talking to white dudes is the pernicious idea that being fervently against bigotry makes one less manly
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Why does my old friend have to have an antisemitic dog whistle in his Instagram bio? Why can't suburban white guys just be normal?
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"Either have a perfect, bloodless revolution that leads to a seamless transition of power or it isn't worth it," claimed the unread fool who believes he means well.
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Then they tell you about a guy with a real vision for the future and it's a sentient slime monster from outer space
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I'm tired of business owners shoving their love for Trump down my throat. It's disgusting and it shouldn't be allowed around children.